Am I right or am I right?

as a being of ohio this is correct

We pride our safety

Yes
Us in Ohio pride our stupidity, just like us in the SCP foundation pride our safety

WHAT IS WRONG WITH OHIO?!?

Idk but the jokes aren't funny anymore

I know, right? I literally don't even know what people are talking about when they say; "Down in Ohio" or "Only in Ohio". I've been to Ohio, I don't get what's bad about it.