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If SSBU Characters Were Charged For Their Crimes

Who is the most obvious.

bowser because he has sexually assaulted peach a bunch

Yes, but not the one I was looking for.

-ganon terrorized a kingdom hundreds of times
-kirby vored the population of popstar planet
-steve minecrap industrialized and polutionized his realm

More obvious ones

piranha plant is basically a wild animal (or plant??!) that eats everything
villager has abused the population of animal crossing for various exploits
dr mario faked his license
ice climbers abused animals
pokemon trainer also abused animals
duck hunt duo probably hunted illegally
rosalina commonly forgors to feed her children so mario must instead

More crimes

Illegal Eating
Animal abuse
False Identity
Illegal Hunting
Child Neglect

All Terrorism

Sexual Assault

i've seen this video
it's f**king hilarious