Captions even though nobody asked (Feel free to make your own lol):
Vaporeon: "So how about to weather? Worse than the last time Jolteon locked me in the freezer."
Jolteon: "What? you're telling me you didn't like being Glaceon for a day, there's an alternate version of me who thinks that's pretty rad."
Flareon: "He'll do it again if you don't watch where you splash, you know I don't like surprise baths."
Eevee: -Quiety listening while standing on books (He's too short.)-
Espeon: "Umbreon where are you're manners? Get your feet off the table!"
Umbreon: "Hmmm, nah this is comfortable, also: *Your."
Sylveon: (Dayummm, Umbreon such a rebel omigosh!)
Leafeon: "Guys quit fighting, the tea is done!"
Glaceon: -Asleep-
HL2 Rebel who got teleported here somehow: "This ain't City-17, where am I? Who are you?
What day is it? What year for that matter? Oooh food- WAIT IS THAT A SPINE?!"