There's only one explanation for this, your adopted

Mhm

if my parents don't have children, then i won't even exist

✨ adoption ✨

you would know a lot about that wouldnt you

nope, german just like my great grandpa (he killed hitler in ww2)

r/thathappened

r/woosh

you are right, i was very young back in those days, and i see my mistake. my father also killed michael jackson sadly

how sad

what

Lol

Technically theyre not wrong