Black Market

-Animals
-Organs
-Weaponry
-Drugs
-People
-Information

Information

on what?

Anything

a guy in a trench coat gives you a stapled page of everything that happened in ww2. it’s from wikipedia.

5$ (will be donated to wikipedia)

*gives $50 since its going to wikipedia*

the guy in the trench coat thanks you immensely and puts the money into wikipedia.

*transcends into amongus*

well that’s certainly something we don’t see everyday

splendid

yep

wikipedia thanks you

yippie

information

on what

SpaceFanatic

wait nevermind

alr then

you never knew that ig

i just want info on when he's online (in PST)

bitch ain’t nobody knows that

fine
weaponry

there’s a mafia selling cheap weapons

Good.

(also it's time for your interview, send me ur memechat)

Information

on what

On you.

I have some gentlemen out in the LGBTQ stream and I understand you have been sympathetic toward their cause

Alr then

a guy in a trench coat hands you info. it says im part of the lgbtq community and therefore am not homophobic (you f**king idiot lmao)

40$

We will watch you

ok

pay up or you never knew the information

I have paid

ok then toodles have fun monitoring me

actually do you want anything else before you go

No

alr bye come back tomorrow (if i’m online)

Information

on what

Hmmm

Wars (that I missed)

a guy in a trench coat redirects you to drizzy

need a provider for weaponry needs

there’s a gang selling weapons, and they’re able to offer cheap weaponry.

yeah that's cool and all but can they compare to the Craftsmanship of E.G provisions

Weapons now at a 60% discount for a limited time only

they say they hijack government supplies for their weapons and offers you a pistol for free

well can they provide weapons as genius as

The Banana Mag

they show you a lego bomb

ok cards on the table our business is losing customers and we're close to bankruptcy

I am willing to pay for a secret underground partnership

the mafia nods and asks about your conditions

50/50 split on the profits, we do this in secret, I provide weapons we haven't released yet to the government and whoever else and y'all deal them out or whatever the f**k y'all do

I'll throw in an on the house gun if y'all accept

the mafia agrees to your terms. however, if you snitch on them, your life will be short.

You’ve acquired a business partner.

wahoo

here's your on the house gun

a literal house gun

that works

they give you a pistol that looks like a nerf gun but actually isn’t

Free weapons

no. it’s a f**king market

well too bad