Henry: did you kill my wife?

Maybe, what does she look like? I kill a lot of people

Henry: *shows him a pic*

Oh her! Yea it was me

Henry: ok, thanks, she was abusive (canon)

??? Then why are you here?

Henry: just wanted to thank the one who did it

Wha-

Henry: yup

Well im kinda hungry….

Henry: wanna eat my abusive parents?

That neck of yours looks delicious…

Henry: I am already dead

Still good blood

Henry: ok, take it, I don't need it

Wha

Henry: well?

*takes out a knife*

Henry: hurry up before I change my mind

*stabs you*

Henry: took you long enough

*visible confusion*

Henry: told you already, am dead

*cuts your head off*

Henry: rude

*scared*

Henry: *picks up his head and reattached it*

*falls back*

Henry: you good lil' hommie?

*terrified*

Henry: *leaves*

*blue heavy fades into reality wearing sunglasses and a posing*
blue heavy: you said w i f e ?

Hmm? Who are you?

blue heavy: that does not matter. im S I N G L E
*dark souls music slowly intensifies*

??

blue heavy: i am here for the anime AAAS!
*dark souls music gets louder*

*confused*

*starts walking towards you*

*backs away*

*stops* UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START! *ba-ding*
FIVE THOUSAND HITS PER SECOND! *maniacal laughter*

*confused*

*runs up for a punch*

*runs away*

*FESTER*

Oliver: Hey, by any chance did you kill a guy named Quandale Dingle?

Dev: *resisting the urge to corrupt*

[image deleted] : * loads M82A3 .50 BMG anti material rifle armed with full metal jacked hallow point APIT rounds * I’m going to turn you into tomato paste you rat bastard piece of sh*t

Alex : *smirks*

Hmm? Who are you?

Alex : someone

What’s your name?

my name is Alex

I’m Vampiro

cool

Why are you here?

*Faints*

Ok…

em

*picks you up*

*still out cold*

*smirks and takes you to an abandoned mansion*

mm

*Lands*

*starts to shiver*

*walks to his room*

m

*lays you on the bed*

*pulls u on the bed ad lays on u*

*blushes* ok… hey, I thought you fainted!

Alex : *asleep on u*

*blushes more*

Alex : mmm

*hugs*

mmm

Do you just flirt with everyone?

*still asleep*

*smiles*

mmm

*starts drifting to sleep*

mmm

*falls asleep*

-in the morning-

*asleep*

*wakes up slowly*

*asleep*

*moves and wakes u up by accident then goes back to sleep*

Hmm?

mmmm

*smiles*

*wakes up ad ywans*

Sleep well?

*Turns red and nods*

Good

*lays back down* mm

Your lucky I haven’t bit you yet

WHAT!?

Did i not tell you I’m a vampire

eh ok whatever

*smiles*

cute!

Your cute

yea right

You are

not

*kisses you* yes you are

*eyes widen but kisses bk*

*hugs*

ok um I'm gonna go sleep again

It is morning…

ok ad

I should be asleep but you went to bed early

??? yea right

*smiles*

plus its to erly

Ok

*lays on ur chest*

*blushes*

ur so cold I like it and comfy !

Do you feel a heart beat?

no

*chuckles*

I like it I mean I love it

*smiles*

*gets up* so where's the door

Why?

so I can go home?

Oh… ok, it’s over there *points to it*

u wanna come?

Not in pure daylight! I’ll burn to death!

then we will wait for night

Oh… ok

do u have any thing good to drink?

I only drink blood, so no

ok then * orders liquor* so *grabs a knife ad cuts myself*

Wha- what are you doing?!

Making u a drink *grabs a glass puts liqor in it ad puts my blood in it ad grabs another glass ad just puts my blood in it then grabs ur hand ad cuts u with the knife ad puts it in both drinks*

Ow!

*gives u ur drink* here it our blood mixed

*turns bright red*

*drinks mine*

*also drinks*

is it good!

Yea…

*smiles*

*smiles back*

hehe *puts my arm out* here u can drink my blood

But then you’ll be like me

ok so

*confused*

drink

Fine *Bites you and drinks your blood*

mmmmm

*finishes*

mmmmm

How are you still alive?

secret

??

heh

*smiles*

so

What?

you not gonna ask me

Ask you what?

how I'm still alive?

Are you a vampire too?

Maybe *winks*

*smiles*

*giggles ad shows u my fangs*

Nice

I'm not just a vampire

What are you then

a hybrid

Oh cool

mhm

*smiles*

cute

*kisses your cheek*

*turns red*

*laughs a bit*

hmph

*smiles*

*gets up*

Hmm?

nothing

Oh

*smiles*

*smiles back*

cute!

Your cute!

no

*walks up to you*

hmm?

*hugs you*

*confused*

Yes you are

not

*kisses you*

*kisses bk*

*accidentally bites your lip*

*giggles* mmm~

Sorry

*licks the blood* mmm~

*smiles*

*kisses u*

*kisses back*

heh

*smiles*

lies

*smiles bigger*

O-O *looks away*

What?

em

Your really cute

*looks at u* thanks

*smiles*

heh

I love you… *suddenly panics* I mean-! Um….

*turns red* o-ok l-let me get to know y-you first o-ok!

R-Right! S-Sorry *now bright red*

*walks out of the room ad tps u outside ad u don't burn*

*red from blushing*

*walks to u* look ur not on fire!

Y-Yea…

u like it?

S-Sure…

if u don't then *about to snap my fingers* I can just undo the magic

No! I-I love it!

really!

Y-Yea!

o-ok

…

heh that spell his really hard to do!

I-I bet

heh

*smiles nervously still red*

heh

W-What?

ur just cute

*blushes more*

cute!

*flustered mess*

heh

*hides himself with his wings*

*giggles*

*sits down*

heh

*flustered*

*starts walking home*

*follows*

*ywans and passes out*

*catches you*

mmm

*blushes*

mm

*carries you home*

mmm *sleep talking* n-no

Hmm?

Sleep talking : no

*gets inside*