I thought it was to keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to fire, never aim at a living person or animal, and always treat any gun like it’s loaded

Where's the fun in that?

I know right?
At the shooting range, I can never believe how many noobs wanna hold the gun by the trigger like it's a fricking Hollywood movie. Keep your finger outta the trigger guard until you're ready to shoot. The trigger guard is supposed to be your primary safety...

No.
That's the 2nd rule.
The first rule of gun safety is: if the people who want go take your guns, all have heavily armed security forces? Don't fall for it. It's a trap...

Fedbois glow in the dark

Only if you got 1500 bucks for the good night vision...
Lol.

Based. But for good military grade NVG's you'll need to dish out at least 2k (I have plenty of experience, believe me)

You gotta have way more money than I got lying around for the good shit.

Or connections with a quartermaster.

That werks too.