I think that’s because of the Mississippi River, Tiger sharks can go In there.

no, those are bull sharks

So how did people in Illinois die but no-one in Michigan or Wisconsin?

No, like actually.
I haven't posted in public servers for months.
Well anyway.
Uhh.
Did you like the phone joke?

Yep. It was good.

Well its a true story
I can't screenshot with an S5.

oof!

*looks up what an S5 is*

Samsung 5. Sorry for not clarifying.
For context, the newest one is a 23.

* S-22

Oh, my mistake.
One number lmao
Still, my own phone is ancient

you weren't that off. Samsung is releasing the s-23 sometime in 2023 aka this year

A shark must've swam up the Mississippi or something.

Yeah, ok, but there's lakes in Wis and Mich so...?

Sharks aren't exactly freshwater fish. A specific kind is adaptable to both saltwater and freshwater of course. However, none live in lakes. At least I don't think so.

Yes, I know that they don't live in lakes necessarily, but if one swam up the Mississippi RIVER, then how did they not make it up to huge lakes, which more people would swim in?

It isn't a shark's goal to reach the end of it...
Not many sharks have swam up the rivers anyway.
I say it's unlikely that one would even reach the Iowa border.

Oh, fair enough. Good debate, see ya!

Cya lol
Also, I only knew about that because of a random project from like 4 years ago
Don't ask me why I was able to pick it back up

You need to update your profile bio. It says, '80 idiots follow me'. It needs to say 81. You just got a new follower.

Oh why thank you
Just know this
I hardly post anything

Bah, neither do I.

OH CRAP I LIVE IN MISSOURI

Lol

How are there 11-100 in TEXAS????? Texas is a landlocked state between the other states and Mexico, and it’s super hot. How are there sharks there?

texas is not a land locked state, it borders the gulf of mexico

i was born in illinois but what the f**k is there a shark attack in the great plains?!?!?!?

Used to live in Missouri so I can confirm that this is very true

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