Facility X part 2.mp3

Me: Ah look, where back at da facility.

Woomy: "It's the one I gave you a while back!"

Me: Oh yeah, I remember.

*Then someone is outside*

Me: Who's there?

*Woomy.exe it seems*

Me: Better not be.

*She enters the building*

Me: Please don't be-

Woomy.exe: *takes a big sip of her tea* "OH YES IT IS"

Me: F**k

Dr. Blookie.exe: "Haha, we'll be getting rid of you!"

*I slap him hard*
Me: Shut up.

*He grabs you*
Dr. Blookie.exe: "Listen here, kid. I'll be getting rid of you. Now don't say otherwise.

*I kicked his nuts*

*A robot arm stops you, since he's ofc got high-tech gadgets.*

Me: HEY WHAT THE F**K!? LET ME GO!

*It does, but it throws your foot back at you*

Me: OW!

Dr. Blookie: "Argh, these guys are stronger."

Me: Damn you dark energy!

*A clone of Woomy with 3 arms is next to Dr. Blookie*

Me: What da heck?

Woomy?: "Hi, I'm CyberWoomy, and I an LOVING that outfit you've got on!"

Me: Oh thanks

CyberWoomy: "I'm the master at hammer-lording!"
Woomy: "No, I am."
CyberWoomy: "Sorry, master."
Blook: "Why do you call her master?"
CyberWoomy: "She's my hammer teacher!"

Me: Woomy, I didn't know you are a hammer master?

Woomy: "I always used hammers in fights!"

Me: Ooookay.

Woomy: "When I got possessed by that spider guy Taranza back in Kirby Triple Deluxe but with different characters I used an axe."

Me: Oooooh really?

*The EXE Grunts run up to you*

Me: Wut da fuk?

*They're the polygonal people from the first encounter but better.*

Me: Oh boy

*Marissa texts you*
Marissa's texts: paleo i had a scary dream tonight
it was about me being in a field and then john doe appearing and stabbing me
please help

Me: I'm coming

*Sorry about this, but you can't leave through the door either. It's locked by the colosseum's commentator until you get permission, and I can see that Dev and Noob are already there to help her.*

Me: See needs me!
*I try going to commentator*

Commentator: "Sorry, but that's not a valid reason to let you out."

Me: Um actually. I forgot to do my homework at home.

*Dr. Blookie grabs her with his robot arm*

Me: Since when you got a robotic arm Dr Blookie?

Dr. Blookie: "What do you mean, I had these the whole time!"

Me: Oh. I was just asking.

*He has two more, allowing him to jump on his back and use them to run. It's a normal thing he does here.*

Me: Ok then.

*Blook.exe and Paleo.exe enter the room, so Dr. Blookie decides to lock the door*

Me: I swear guys idk what they want this time?

Blook.exe: "Your lives. And, the kids."
Dr. Blookie: "How about no."
*He teleports us to the Colosseum so it's safer to fight*

Me: Can't you EXE's do something else other than killing and stealing people's lives. Like ya know do errands, get jobs and work for money, learn school, or uhhhh. What was I gonna say the last thing?

Blook.exe: "We do all that stuff in our world."

Me: Im gonna suggest in your world is torturing, killing, and stealing others lives?

Blook.exe: "Yeah, but also normal stuff"

Me: Well what kinds of normal stuff?

Blook.exe: "The examples you gave, and more."

Me: Oh right. But, why can't you EXE's do more of these normal things?

Blook.exe: "Idk ask the programmer"

Me: Hey programmer, why can't the EXE's do normal stuff more?

[listen i can't change them now. it's just unusual to be reprogammed to do something really different after a while.]

Me: Oooooh. That explains everything

*You pwn the grunts*

Me: Eaz.

*The next wave of EXEs is tankier grunts!*

*Uses laser cannon again*

*It's harder, but you can pwn them still.*

Me: That's why I'm still using this damn laser cannon.

*The first wave to have a real EXE is Dr. Blookie.exe, with his evil robots!*

Me: Still using it.

*It runs out of fuel after a while, so be aware of that!*

Me:Wait am I out of fuel?

[if you want i can let you stop and make clones of you that are purely made for the purpose of being evil and not as just clones of the originals who do normal things in their world but are evil when they see their enemies.]

Paleo.EXE: Hmmm? I'll think about it.

[hey paleo, the dark clones of you are gonna be ready soon.]

Me: Oh boy.

*You notice a guy who looks like Blook walking through the facility.*

Me: Hey excuse me..... why do you look like Blook?

???: "I am him... WAIT, are you... the ORIGINAL Blook?"
*He walks up to Blook*
???: "I'm the clone known as Dr. Blookie. I'm a (not) evil scientist who makes lots of gadgets and does experiments."

Me: Ooooh. What kinds?

Dr. Blookie: "Come to floor 2. It's where my office is."

Me: Ok

*His office is next to CyberLinda's office, and has all sorts of machines in it.*

Me: Wow

*It has a tube which is broken*

Me: What happened to it?

Pixer: "DO NOT ASK."

Me: ......... ok

*Then Marissa.exe and Dr. Blookie.exe(somehow he exists) appear. Also, Paleo.exe is here if you forgot.*

Me: Ok I wanna destroy the EXE world now somehow.

Dr. Blookie: "Sorry, but you can't. It's in a different universe, and only knowers of the Hallway's entrance procedure can get to there."

Me: Knowers of the Hallway?

Dr. Blookie: "It's a way between universes. Ava taught me how to open the door there."

Me: Can I try at least?

Dr. Blookie: "Maybe once we get rid of these jerks I'll teach you."

Me: Oi, well alright then.

*To get back to the action, go to the door to your left!*

Me: Wait didn't you say you have to go to the exit or something?

*That's how to exit this room. Not the entire colosseum.*

Me: oh. Well in that case.
*Goes in action*

*Let's try pwning these n00bs!*

* Pwning the n00bs*

*You remember there's a laser cannon right over there. Try it!*

Me: I did and you're telling me to do it again?

*You didn't sound like you were pwning those scrubs with the laser cannon. You didn't get in first!*

Me: Come on I know I did use it! Alright fine.
*Tries laser cannon on these n00b*

Commentator:

Me: Dang it, I thought that would work.

Commentator: "If you defeat their leader, you can get out with your friends. NO TELEPORTING, I've disabled it as long as they're here. Kick their asses into the new year and you can leave."

Me: Well there ni choice then....
*I blow my thumb to make it bigger and stronger*

Commentator: "And, I've disabled cartoon logic too. Try the laser cannon thingy Dr. Blookie gave you."

Me: I hate you already 😒. Alright find is that what you want I'll give you some action.
*I use the laser cannon at dem enemies*

*You're in the Commentator's room, and it's out on the battlefield. You have to exit before using he laser cannon.*

Me: Wait what?

*He has his own room where he commentates, he isn't out in the open for obvious reasons.*

Me: Well what now?

*He gets sent back down and pulled back from being flattened*

Me: Ooooh. Is he alright. Plus something is different about him?

*He's okay, and nothing is different about him.*

Me: No I'm talking about his behavior. Is he bored or anything?

*Idk, anyways WATCH OUT DR. BLoOKIE.exe IS ATTACKING*

Me: Hmm?

*He attacks!*

*I dodge him*

*He unexpectedly comes back, attacking from behind!*

Me: OH COME O-

*Dr. Blookie builds you a laser cannon*

Me: That better slow him down, I'm tired of getting hit by him.

*It's got 4 barrels, and a big barrel that shoots a beam*

Me: Cool

*You wanna hop on?*

Me: Y E S.

*It's pretty powerful, maybe enough to pwn these grunts that randomly showed up.*

Me: Just let me in.

*Okay!!! I was telling you it's powerful, and about the grunts that randomly showed up.*

*I just get in*

*Your fuel's only enough to execute a beam or use lasers for 10 more seconds.*

*I use lasers for 10 more seconds*

*It isn't enough to defeat Dr. Blookie.exe, but it's enough to defeat his robots!*

Me: Well how do I defeat him then!

*WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME IDK USE YOUR LITERAL ELEMENTAL POWERS MAYBE*

Me: Ohyeah, why haven't I think of that before.

*He grabs you with a robotic arm*

Me: Oh no you don't!
*I grab out my earth axe and swing at his robotic arm*

*It breaks, but he restrains you from using it any further with his other two arms.*

Me: HOW ARE YOU THIS OP! THIS FEELS UNFAIR TO ME!

[i'm programming dark versions of you if the exes are getting tired of being evil. these guys are made of pure evilness, so they'll never get tired of being evil yous.]

Me: But why is my evilself getting tired of this?

[i'll go ask him]

Me: Ok

[hey paleo.exe, why are you getting tired of this.]

*He didn't say a word. He just sits here, depressed looking*

*Dr_Blookie.exe is there for him*
Dr_Blookie.exe: "What's wrong?"

*Sigh*
Paleo.EXE: Why do I keep doing this.

[it's just how you were made. i can reprogram you guys and make them a new evil version if you want, it'll just feel unusual for a few weeks after i reprogram you.]

Paleo.EXE: Nah, it's fine. Thank you tho.

Blook.exe: "So, we kinda were made to kill you. Sorry, bud."

Me: *Sigh* f**k it. Just leave cuz we know we'll win.

Woomy.exe: "No."

Me: Just f**king go, leave, begone EXE's

*Blook.exe attacks you*
Blook.exe: "Nothin' personnel kid."

*I Do a very hard slap*
Me: GET THE FOCK OUTTA HERE!
*I kicked them EXE's out of the facility*

*They just go flying away into the dirt, since you're in the colosseum now.*

Me: Stupid ketchup teared eediots.

Pixer: "I'm the only one who can be ketchup-teared."

Me: How?

Marissa.exe tries to attack you, but Dr. Blookie shoots a laser at her.*

Me: I'll try to attack your EXE counterpart
Paleo.EXE: Is everyone literally forgeting about me?

*Seems like it.*

Paleo.EXE: Can I go home at least?

*If you fight them, yes. I know your ass will get kicked, but who cares!*

Me: Well here I'm just the do a hard kick on you.
*Kicks Paleo.EXE up in the sky*

*So that you can't kick his ass like that and expect him to be gone, there's a barrier that I made.*

Paleo.EXE: Does that I can't fly out of the colosseum then?

*Yes*

Paleo.EXE: I f**king hate my life.
*Then gets slammed flat into the invisible barrier from the top*

*He zaps you*

*I got electrified*

*Blook apppears behind Dr_Blookie.exe and zaps him*

Me: Thank goodness Blook.

*He frees you, and the next wave of EXEs comes, consisting of Paleo.exe and Marissa.exe.*

Me: Ok idk why my EXE counterpart is not in the mood but I'll just fight Marissa.EXE.

Marissa.exe: "Listen Paleo, if you're not in the mood, I'll just call a boss grunt to take your place."

Paleo.EXE: Go ahead. Cuz..... I'm tired of being an evil me.

*A boss grunt appears and Blook sends him back to the EXE world*

Me: Did he say... Tired of being an evil evilself?