The governor finally does something good for once

Me giving my cousin a government issued device

WE GOT EM! THEIR LOSING CONTROL

THEY’RE*

I go to Kansas.

be ready to die of boredom

You're more likely to die to a tornado

my vacuum hasn't failed me yet

Where do you get your vacuums from, Ohio? Michigan? Florida? Connecticut?

i got mine from luigi in the haunted mansion, great deal