Did you know that in the original tradition of misttoe you had to kiss whatever beneath it

i wanted a body like this 😭

Why can't you get this

i was not born with it

That does not mean any thing I qas no born with that body but I slowly look more and more like it each day

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i have to workit out 😌

Fr some ppl use other methods but imo working out is free (for the most part), good for you, is more satisfying, makes you stronger, and gives you long lasting results as it increases youth, so I prefer it. I mean I used to have nothing and by nothing I mean FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE. Now I’m not extremely thicc but I got a 24 inch waistline with 32 inch hips so it’s a little somethin somethin. I recommend really targeting the side glutes and hips as it really gives you those more feminine curves and hourglass body.

👍

If I must. *proceeds*

aight, c'MERE

*licc*

He's not a candy cane

Did I ask? *liccs him again*

That could be my fursona for all you know

And? *licc*

Y u licking me

Y not?

Fair but may I ask where are you licking

Under the misttoe

Memechat?

Sure

Oh well I might get hard if you keep doing that

*licc licc succ slurp*

gladly