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The Reich (full series)

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Reich: The first day of the German Republic the setting sun was chased by them all the way to Andorra, though the journey of the army took weeks, and the years heard Poland’s buffer state, Siselia-Danzig, be invaded by the German state.

The first king of the now Kingdom of Germany was Gustav Adolphus I, his name was frowned apond as Germany was just out of another war, but his policies were very nice and respected, he expanded the German Kingdom from Spain to Russia’s western border, and they know how big the nation was, so they divided the nation into autonomous states and duchies.

But sadly, the first king had died, and now his only son, Charles I is made king, and the original German Kingdom is almost fully lost, the once great empire was in rebellion in France, Benelux, Poland, Ukraine, Cossacks, Belarussia, Baltics, Sweden, Andorra, Norway, Finland, Jamtland, Köenigsburg, Saxony, Anhalt, Bavaria, Holstein, Denmark, Copenhagen, Austria, Czechia, Slovakia, Balkans, Italy, Switzerland, and Saarland.
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Reich, Köenigsburg: Chasing the rising sun the Knights of the Teutonic Order had invaded Poland-Lithuania, and for that, they built a whole bunch of border walls, the city built inside and outside were Köenigsburg, Teutonic, Lithuaniana, Odanascar, and Öaniuamburg. The cities worked together, until one minor city, Überhaupt, rebelled in want of rejoining Poland as the city was formerly Hangloe-Warcansthcher, but was only renamed Überhaupt by the German Teutonics, they responded by massacring half the population and sending them down rivers across the Teutonic where they met down in Poland, and were buried.

The cities in Poland knew who were doing it but were nice enough to not attack the Teutonic Order, but then it lead to a head when it ended while there was a massive famine in Poland-Lithuania, Prussia, Austria, Russia, Kalmar Union, HRE, Venice, France, England and Scotland, and the Ottoman Empire. They looked to the Teutonic Order for food, but, they declined stating that they wouldn’t share food amongst others, only to themselves, and telling them to look to Spain and China, which they didn’t and launched a siege on the major cities, but the Teutonic Order won, the HRE was now the Republic of Swabia-Vienna. Prussia now just the Duchy of Brandenburg, Spain gained Aquitaine, France lost Burgandy and Normany and Britainny were free, Kalmar Union was disunited, Russia now under the Kieven Rus, Ottoman Empire was disunited into Hungary, Romania, Slavic Union, Albania, Greece, Bulgaria, Istanbul City-State, Anatolia, Judea, Mesopotamia, and Egypt.
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What's the chance of joining my political party as a senator.
You can be the senator of the Xenticraft stream.
You already got your mod on their and your ID here so all you gotta do it show up to Senate meeting and troll people who disagree with me.
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dude, im an anarchist
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Ok then. I'll find someone else.
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f**k you
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You shoulda taken the job.
Presidents stream is filled with trolls.
You would have liked it.
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i took the job as an anarchist for absolutely no reason
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wat
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You're an anarchist now and get no free matches? Sad.
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your mom
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Still skinnier than your motger, hilariously...
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:(
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i-i- wat?
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How do you burn things?
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