They're creeping 'round the corner... Fiddling with the door... (Who is?) Hiding in your garden... Sleeping on the roof! (No!) Renting you a function room... (That's nice.) And stepping on your toe! (Hey!) And now you need the toilet... THEY'RE MESSING UP OUR TOWN?! Well, if I brought you a precious gem, you wouldn't just leave it lying 'round. Well, you'd put it in a box, and cover it with locks, and bury it deep under the ground! (But we're looking for the mayor.) (I would like a gem!) (QUIET!) (He wasn't in his house, and he's nowhere to be found.) All of you say that you love your town! But look at all the day now, any old stranger could WALK! RIGHT! IN! And pinch you on the legs! Look inside your lunchbox, Take out all your front teeth! Look at this! What a silly mess! It's not secure at all! Some uninvited guest, Could SNEAK! RIGHT! IN! Fiddle with our bin lids, Ruin all our stuff! (BUT THAT BELONGS TO US!) Well, you better lock it up! ('Cause we don't have enough!) (Who's takin' all our stuff?!) I think you need the toilet...