To the tune of "You Better Watch Out"; IT'S DECEMBER 26TH,
THE RULES DON'T APPLY
YOUR NEW HAMSTER HAS INGESTED COCAINE
AND NOW ITS GONNA DIE
YOUR LIFE IS A LIE; YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE DEAD
YOU SISTER ATE ALL THE "BREAD"
BUT BECAUSE OF THEIR WILL
YOU INHERENT THE KINGED SIZED BED; OOOOOOO; It's December 26th
The rules don't apply
The dog had some chocolate
The wolf's gonna die
YoUr LiFe Is A LIE
