U.M.P meeting chatlog

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Hmm… personally, I agree with the banisher. If he can stop time, we’ll be safe for a long, long, LONG time.
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Also majority agreed with the banisher, and the republic of squares just went outcast.
.Shiver.M
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The Monarchy: If I may interrupt, one of my guardsmen found an ancient tablet in an destroyed cathedral, it seems to say that the Scourge may not be defeatable, just take that into consideration sir
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Gunslinger: *teleports in* Yeah, and how long ago was that? We have evolved. We have the BANISHER for crying out loud.
.Shiver.M
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*The Monarchy slams his hands on the table*

The Monarchy: WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS CREATURE IS CAPABLE OF! IT MIGHT BE ABLE TO UNFREEZE TIME WHENEVER IT PLEASES
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Banisher: Personally I agree with the monarchy, we probably shouldn't put our armies headfirst against this powerful creature. But what other options do we have?
.Shiver.M
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The Monarchy: We need to verify information before we can tell the public... but it's too late for that now because of the squares, local evacuation centers are useless and so are underground ones, WHAT DO WE DO!?!

*The Monarchy slams his fist against the table*
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Redi: I could send some stickbots out, give them invincible shields and the scourge will notice the stickbots attacking him, try to hit them, do no damage, and the scourge will be distracted trying to defeat them, and then the banisher can do his magic!
.Shiver.M
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The Monarchy: Turn on the tv, let's see what's on there and make a decision off of that
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Gunslinger: Good idea. It’ll give us some ideas.
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*The TV turns on and shows CNN reporting on the riots and panic happening in the citadel*

Banisher: This is beyond my control. I don't know what to do.

John: *faints because of responsibilities*

Redi: Well, our first step should be to make another announcement saying to calm down, maybe tell them that we have defeated the scourge?
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Gunslinger: or that we have a plan?
.Shiver.M
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*Suddenly the news flashes to something else, something way more important*

The Monarchy: IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!?!

(The news forcast )
[deleted] M
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Gunslinger: F**k, it’s out.
[deleted] M
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Gunslinger: alright, we should wrap this up. We have a few plans, but for now, we need to calm society down.
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Redi: Wait, it says that it's heading towards the scourge? I'm gonna go look in the future and see what it will do once it reaches the scourge *disappears*

Banisher: our members in this meeting are dropping like flies! it's only you, me, octo-king, diamond emperor, and pixels gov. But anyways, we should do Redi's new idea, tell everyone to calm down and that we have everything under control. Because for now, the scourge is the least of our worries, we need to get everyone to calm down first.

Banisher: Good day everyone, I know that you're all terrified about the previous news, but we have decided you will not need to evacuate, as we have things under control. Bussiness as usual. Just keep electricity usage to a minimum, and don't travel outside the planet you are already on until we can fix this problem.
.Shiver.M
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*The Monarchy makes the same broadcast for the Inkverse*

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U.M.P MEETING CHATLOG; Redi: Welcome, everyone. John: This is crazy, how are we meant to defeat this monstrosity?! Diamond Emperor: I say we evacuate our citizens to far away universes. Banisher: I made a universe with a shield around it a while back, maybe everyone could live there until this is over? The Monarchy: If we tell everyone that we need to evacuate, then it will cause panic! We don't want that! Pixels GOV: This attack lasts for 500 years! all of our territories will rot away if we leave and we'll have nothing to come back to! we'll be stuck in a small, cramped universe. Redi: I got an idea, let's distract the scourge for long enough, and the banisher will be able to send the scourge off this mortal plane! Republic of the Squares: I say we evacuate everyone to the banisher's universe! He IS really powerful! Octo-King: I also think the banisher's idea is good, let's do that! John: Redi's idea will take the shortest time, we should do that method. Banisher: I could freeze time, and use my laser on the scourge for a long time, unfreeze time, and the scourge will be no more! Pixels GOV: If we do the Banisher's 2nd idea, then there'll be no panic AND there'll be no more rampage! A compromise for all of our plans! *Redi, John, Octo-King, Monarchy, and Diamond Emperor agree with the Pixels GOV* Republic of the Squares: ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE MULTIVERSE! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY THE SCOURGE, WE ARE EVACUATING TO A FAR AWAY UNIVERSE, PACK UP YOUR THINGS! The Monarchy: ARE YOU DUMB?! I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NOT CAUSE PANIC! Redi: Republic of the Squares, you've been kicked from the U.M.P for your actions!