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reply [Current Character: Sociopath Cam.]
reply EAS - Civil Danger Alert
reply *I look at my Pickaxe.*
reply You can start to hear a few gunshots outside
reply Oh god, just remember what promise I made...
reply *I take a deep breath, for I left my old life behind...*
0 ups , 3mo
*I continue watching the EAS.*
reply *I keep going.*
reply you want something interesting?
reply (Yeah, make something happen.)
reply A convoy is going down the nearby highway
reply *I use my binoculars to look at the convoy.*
reply 50 tanks, 25 Cougars, 15 Humvees, 25 AA Vehicles
reply *I look for logos on the vehicles.*
0 ups , 2mo
*I keep watching the convoy.*
reply what do you mean by that?
reply (Put it in using the add meme button.)
reply I think my best odds are Oakland, I just have to cross a bridge.
reply Or I can get to the prison island, and save myself the trouble....
reply I'm gonna take the Golden Gate Bridge, just to see if I can get through safely.
0 ups , 3mo
*I head to the Golden Gate bridge.*
reply Alright.
reply U.S. Military v Inklings & Octolings
reply Oh boy... Never thought this moment would arise....
reply But it did
0 ups , 2mo
Okay, if I keep a white cloth attached, maybe I won't get shot by military personnel...
reply You see a few more people down the way, most of them looting houses or cars
reply *I keep an eye out for any Inklings/Octolings*
reply *I keep going until I trip.*
0 ups , 3mo
*I get back up, and decided to check cars.*
reply Alright, I can use this, just gotta hope no car here has an alarm ready to go...
reply You trip a car's alarm
reply *plays Lemon tree while running away.*
reply You are now being chased
reply You are shot at by an Octoling with a Glock 17
0 ups , 3mo
(OH SHIT!)
reply Its like 5 city blocks away distant
reply *I turn my TV on to find out what the f**k is happening.*
reply EAS - Civil Danger Alert
reply *I watch as I load my Glock 17.*
reply Due to an unexpected situation connected to the BBSC incident, the state has declared a state of emergency lockdown.
reply Damn it, just when it was getting to the important part, Kentucky ain't all it seems to be...
reply static
0 ups , 3mo
*I grab a STAG Viper shotgun.*
reply which path will you choose
reply *I grab my things and get ready to make a run for it.*
reply *I try to avoid violent action as I make my way through the streets of San Francisco.*
reply Well violent action is happening between Inklings/Octolings and the entire police force
reply *I do my best to stay out of sight of both.*
reply (Get one of your characters in.)
reply You are surprised attacked by the little rascal that is Pearl
reply *I try to get her off with nonlethal force.*
reply *I use a taser to stun her.*
reply Shiver hits you with a baseball bat
reply *It breaks on contact.*
reply my bad
reply Oh god...
reply You see a UH-60 Blackhawk, Josh is in there
reply You hear the distance gunfire
reply *I ready to fire my Glock.*
reply No one . . . its . . . o d d
reply *I holster my Glock, but still keeps it visible.*
0 ups , 2mo
*I keep walking, making sure my white cloth is tight enough on my arm.*
reply You see someone looting a car
reply Kaden: JESUS!
reply Nice to meet you Kaden, trying to get out?
reply Kaden: Yea, I left in a hurry, so I forgot a lot of stuff back home, so I'm looting cars as I get to my friend's house, it's 5 miles outside of the city
reply I'm just trying to get out of the city.
reply Kaden: Take the side roads or metro tunnels
0 ups , 3mo
Alright, noted.
reply *I continue to keep moving. Doing parkore over cars from time to time.*
reply You have made it out of the town
reply Alright, now to see what is actually going on...
reply (UO is territorial, so he won't leave his grounds.)
reply I should probably get ready to defend myself from whatever is gonna show up...
reply *I board my home up.* Even if they know I'm an Octoling, they still might know who I actually am...
reply Lyric: You know, I was just jokin, you don't got to take things seriously
reply Clearly, you don't know who you're talking to....
reply Lyric: I think your forgetin somethin
reply I gotta go.
reply Lyric: Where is my " thank you "?
reply I had the situation under control.
reply Shut it.
reply *I take any route I can to avoid confrontation.*
reply You try, but you come across Josh
reply Look, I ain't looking for trouble, I'm trying to go far out to a place where I can escape.
reply So yeah, I'm gonna keep going.
reply Damn, military officials don't use their transceivers anymore?
reply *I get to my watch post with a pair of binoculars.*
reply (Yes, which is also his workplace, garage, and his own safehouse.)
reply You can't see that far, but you can see smoke in the distance
0 ups , 3mo
*I use my binoculars to see better.*
reply You then immediately see a tank crash through a building
reply Whoa! Didn't know that they had mass demolition derby with tanks...
reply *I make sure to keep my white cloth visible.*
reply A plane crashes into another building
reply Is this 9/11, cause it feels like it...
0 ups , 2mo
*I keep moving through the street.*
reply Please stay calm, and stay alert, do not answer the door if someone is there
reply Alright, I have few options...
reply [Run]
reply https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECGweFwg9ZA
reply Alright, nothing better to do than to sharpen up my skills again...
reply *I walk to the street, with my building covering my movement.*
reply You have 3 choices,
reply *I head for a Commercial Road.*
reply Stores and businesses on both sides
reply If I'm lucky, I'll blend right in with the infected, while being able to explain myself...
reply You'll be shot on sight by the Military
0 ups , 2mo
*I ensure I have a white cloth on my arm.*
reply *I try to fire at the Inklings.*
reply *I keep firing at the inklings.*
reply *I reload cause I ran out of bullets.*
0 ups , 2mo
*I take cover and look at my wound.*
reply You are shot again, and the horde has grown
reply *I grunt yet again, but I keep running, eventually jumping into the water.*
reply Before the Horde can join you, someone starts killing off the horde with an MG42
reply *I swim underwater.*
reply *I surface.*
reply Ben: Thankfully not, I got a speed boat, need a ride? I'm Ben by the way
reply Nah, I'll take my chances on foot.
reply THEY WERE BACK AT THE BRIDGE IDIOT YOU RAN AWAY LIKE A CHICKEN
0 ups , 3mo
(I ran because I didn't intend on breaking the f**king promise!)
reply Ben: They aren't that easily to hide, come on, if ya wanna leave, you need me
reply I mean, how would you know if there wasn't one tucked away in a small vent?
reply Ben: They are not that small
reply Fine, but if we crash due to incompetence, I'm swimming out.
reply Ben: We will meet with the rest in a bit
reply I'd rather not say my name, anyways, how's this battle going for you guys?
reply Garry: I want to leave as soon as possible, Drake, you got all the supplies loaded up in all the boats?
0 ups , 3mo
How about we head to the prison Island? Think about it: Big space, easy to clear, and once it is clear, we got someplace to be.
reply You make it to the other side
reply Alright, now, to get to a special car spawn.
reply (Yes, rare cars, that's what I'm looking for.)
reply (THEY SPAWN IN SET LOCATIONS!)
0 ups , 3mo
*I look around for any threats.*
reply You reach the outskirts of the city
reply Alright, now for the map.
reply (Look up Watch_Dog 2 map.)
reply https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WoDHbwO0E
reply (Won't they just ignore UO since he is actually an Octoling?)
reply (Zombies don't attack each other. So if inklings or Octolings come by, they're gonna think he already turned.)
reply (Thought you'd be impressed.)
reply *I look at the dead HUMVAC.*
reply oh the people in the convoy . . . . ohhhhhhh
reply (Yeah.)
reply HUMVEC*
reply This'll do.
0 ups , 2mo
*I look around for no reason.*
reply Okay.... Something isn't kosher here....
reply Alright.. What's going on right now?
reply [ You hear artillery fire outside ]
reply What is going on right now?
reply Why don’t you go outside and find out?
0 ups , 3mo
*I look outside the garage door, because I live in my work area.*
reply Ben: Look, Magnus will call us if anything goes wrong in the plan
reply Huh, you think that this things will find us?
reply Magnus: Nope, the cabin is pretty deep in the woods of the mountains, and far away from urban life, get ready for a nature life style.
reply Clearly you don't watch The Walking Dead.
reply Magnus: We aren't dealing with zombies here, and besides, we got something they don't have, live ammunition weapons. Tell me, which one is better, a paintball gun or a 6 gauge shotgun?
reply If you know where to fire, a paintball gun while hidden can blind/kill someone.
reply Magnus: Wrong answer, the correct answer is: 6 gauge shotgun
reply Alright, you clearly don't know what the Hell you're doing, I've seen it happen before, someone blinded an armed person, someone came to check on them, and the blinded person just kills the other person.
reply Magnus: * Closes the storage area door * . . . Look, are you sure you know what the country is going against? They are going against sea creatures who can't even swim, we already have a plan, the military will get this in control in around a week, until then, we are going to be at the cabin
0 ups , 3mo
Yeah, I'm not stickin around, I'm possibly just swim back to my homeland, they've already dealt with it.
reply *I look around with my Glock 17 in hand.*
reply You see your neighbor across the street leaving in their sedan
reply *I look at my phone for news updates.*
reply The inklings have destroyed the cell and radio towers
reply (Shh.)
reply Many neighbors are talking to each other
reply Huh, odd, I ain't seein nothin.
reply Military Helicopters fly above
reply *I get out of the stretcher.*
reply Max: Woh woah woah, you still need to heal
reply Relax, I can use medkits to patch up.
reply Max: Your right arm . . .
reply So? I can just...
reply Garry: We all have decided on what is going to happen, rookie. Everyone! Board up, we are going on the move!
reply alright, just as long as no squids can reach us by any means...
reply Ben: Lets go
reply Uh, people just called me the Blue Power Armor.
reply Ben: Guess that is good enough
reply So, what you think might happen when we get there?
reply Garry: Well we are leaving as soon as we get there, Magnus has like this Bus motorhome that will take us to his cabin in the woods
reply You sure they're gonna greet us without guns? Military officials tend to fire at infected.
reply Ben: The military hasn't entered where we are going
0 ups , 3mo
Yeah, but if I know military containment: They possibly have military boats set up with shoot-to-kill orders.
reply You kill some, but there are many more, and just when one is about to punch you, another HUMVEC kicks their shins, making them fall
reply *I aim at the fallen HUMVEC, then I fire anyways.*
reply Lyric: Hey buddy, how you doin?
reply Why do you look like that?
reply Lyric: Oh, this? Well uh . . . it was a choice of mine, I'm the fastest thing alive
reply Fighter jets go above 1500 MPH.
reply Lyric: For a ground vehicle, I am fast
0 ups , 3w
So? Have you seen F1 cars?
reply *I remove the bullet head, disinfect the wound and I apply medical gauze to the wound.*
reply *I resume firing at the Inklings.*
reply (Have something interesting happen...)
reply okay, I'll show you what is gonna happen
reply *I approach with intent to inspect.*
0 ups , 2mo
*I use an M84 flash bang to blind them.*
reply A lot of smoke, some gunfire flashes, and a few fires
reply *I quickly look down the road.*
reply Tanks are driving down it
reply What's going on in the news?
reply Well, why don't you check out?
reply News Reporter: -ecent attacks on cities have caused chaos around the US
reply they are heading to the city
reply They're gonna get themselves killed, I gotta do something!
reply Before you reach the convoy, an ambush happens
reply The helicopters keep flying
reply *I attach A White Cloth to my arm.*
reply *I make it clear that I'm not hostile, because I'm carrying my Glock 17.*
reply *I'm not going anywhere.*
reply *I try to look outside and use my military radio.*
0 ups , 3mo
*I search for a military transceiver.*
reply explosion happens and everything cuts to black
reply {Translation: Where am I? What happened?}
reply You are in a military hospital
reply (To abandon my old life.)
reply k
reply Huh, didn't know they were filming the new Independence Day movie here...
reply Ben: As I was saying, basically the only way out of here is water because inklings can't swim, they've block virtually every other way out
reply So I can just swim my way out?
reply Ben: Not recommended, you think your gonna last t h a t long, I suggest coming with me, my buddies are setting it all up to get out of here
reply I mean, couldn't these squids just super jump onto the copter or boat?
reply Ben: Not unless they got a buddy or a squid beacon on it
0 ups , 3mo
Yeah, how would we know there could be one hidden on the coptor?
reply Max: Huh
reply Alright, let's get to killing these Inklings.
reply You now can leave
reply (Yup.)
reply Then the person seemed very . . . very familiar, do you follow them?
reply *I keep going, I have to prepare for war.*
reply Driver: Are you that dumb
reply A little, but how the hell did this happen?
reply Driver: You think I know?
reply Driver: I'm a driver, not an investigator!
reply You're a f**king military operative, just like how I was.
reply CVPA, what do you say I do? Cause my kind most likely isn't friendly to me.
0 ups , 1mo
Long story, if we survive, I'll tell you about it.
reply You can see smoke, artillery fire, anti-air machine gun fire, fighter jets, and attack helicopters in the distance
reply Oh boy, they better have not tried that Imagine Dragons concert again...
reply A military humvee would enter the neighborhood
reply Soldier: Everyone, evacuate at once!
0 ups , 3mo
I ain't abandoning my home.
reply *I look for a functional car.*
reply You see a house with a car in the driveway
reply Can't use that. I should keep looking...
reply You can, you just have to break into it
reply Not taking the risk of it being a trap.
reply Many are damaged on the streets
reply Well, thank god for that... Provided cover if I gotta dodge bullets.
reply The gunner of the helicopter starts shooting at the gang, ( Not Cam )
reply *I jump over a car and keep running.*
reply (A Ford Crown Victoria police cruiser.)
reply (Shut, because I just am.)
reply Your chances of surviving in the cross fire are 46.23%
reply *I wait until the odds arise.*
reply *I go out a different route.*
reply News Reporter: The U.S. Military has issued a state of emergency across the USA.
reply The news reporter talked about the attacks across the USA
reply Okay, what is this going on?
reply *I walk around on patrol.*
reply *I look for a military operative, I also ensure my white cloth is on tight.*
reply There is a group in a humvee
reply *I try to wave them down.*
reply *I calmly walk to the Humvee, showing I'm not hostile.*
reply Its deserted, nobody is there
reply Okay, that's a good situation to have...
reply *I walk across the bridge.*
reply When you reach the middle, you can hear something
reply ???1: Where do you think you're going?
reply Frye and Shiver are there, with Pearl, Marina, Captain, The agents, Callie, and Marie
0 ups , 3mo
Hmm...
reply Max: I am talking about the gun you had
reply 0 ups , 1mo
Oh, its a modified Glock 17, I've had the Glock since when I was 5.
reply Bad choice, because you immediately walk right infront of a group of enemy HUMVECs
reply *I try to walk by without drawing attention.*
reply you have been noticed, by all of them
reply *I grab an orbital strike targeter.*
reply (Shut the f**k up you don't have the talking stick right now.)
reply *I end up still having the Orbital Strike Targeter since I carry it a lot.*
reply They were taken by the hospital members
0 ups , 1mo
Alright, going destructive.
reply So? I just take one of these and stick them in the nub.
reply F**king plot points. Of course I got none that are actually filled...
reply Right, I gotta get back to my garage.
reply Max: After you heal of course
reply You understand I have quite a few guns there, right?
reply Max: We have them in a box for you
0 ups , 1mo
You understand that the guns I have are locked in secure safes, right?
reply *I switch my bullet type to Burning Oil. (Acidic rounds + Dragon's Breath.)*
reply The HUMVEC points a gun at you, that looks like a modified tank barrel
reply *I fire down the tank barrel.*
reply Shiver's Shark is waiting for you if you jump
reply *I run across the bridge.*
reply You are stopped by Callie
reply *I jump over the guard rail onto a car.*
reply (Then I jump over the guardrail and onto the road.)
reply he seems hesitant to get you . . . but then he drives to u
reply *The ID matches my appearances.*
reply What the f**k is happening here?!?
reply The person seems unaffected
reply *I try destroying the armor.*
reply The person grabs you by the throat and picks you up
reply *I fire at a gap with my Glock.*
reply The person would flinch a bit
reply ???: I'm a HUMVEC, now beat it!
reply A helicopter crashes into the house next to you
reply *I begin heading to my home.*
reply you hear air raid sirens in distance
reply You hear marching, the sound of metal marching
reply Magnus: And where would that be?
reply Why would I tell you? *I jump into the ocean with a combat knife.*
reply You WILL NOT last all the way
reply *I swim back to land, but walk into the forest.*
reply [Switching to: Car Commissioner.]
reply [Current Character: Car Commissioner. (UO.)]
reply You hear some distant gun fire
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