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Location - New York City; You are chillin at home, watching TV, when an EAS interrupts the show | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Charles: If its a snow EAS I swear...
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EAS - Civil Danger Alert

Please listen to the following instructions.

Do not leave your house unless it is absolutely necessary, have a weapon on you for self-defense
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Charles: *thinks about the helicopter* hm.... nah. *grabs sniper from gun closet*
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O_O
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(What? Charles is in the military)
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Oh, if that is the case ))

You get a call
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Charles: *picks up phone* What do you want? I'm eating popcorn.
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Josh ( U.S. General ): Get to the base, its an emergency
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Charles: Fine. *flies over to base in helicopter*
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what helicopter?
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charles is part of the air force and has a helicopter everywhere with him he is in that thing almost all the time
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but where did he like, park it
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a huge field next to his actual house (not military tent)
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uh
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(trust me i know a bit about the military any that come home WITH the helicopter always park it in a huge field)
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fine, resume

Josh: * Waiting at the helipad with a Commander *

Jackson: Where is he?
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Charles: *flys in and hops out after landing* Whats up?
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Jackson: We have a problem. Do you know about the BBSC incident that happened a few weeks ago?
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Charles: Yeah, why?
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Jackson: Well the Inklings and Octolings that were being developed had escaped, and now they are attacking the city
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Charles: Whoever let them escape really sucks at guarding stuff.
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Jackson: Wait until you hear all 157 test subjects escaped with all of the equipment that was being made with the Inklings and Octolings. Now, due to some of the properties of the ink that they produce, it can basically make others into Inklings and Octolings. We have traced many different missing people, but 12 missing persons have stood out to us.
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Charles: Well, give me some names. Maybe I can identify.
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Jackson: Well apparently 12 persons were chosen as " candidates ", they were assigned to become certain people.

The candidates were chosen to become like main characters from the Splatoon Series ))
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Charles: Hmm... It's a plot for humanity to be ended and have a new race take over.
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Jackson: Basically
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Charles: *gets back in helicopter* Soooo do I snipe or do I do what I want to do or...
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Jackson: I guess you could be a scout, see what is going on and the enemies movement
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Charles: Alright. *flies helicopter over the part where the whatevers are*
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good
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Charles: I see something.
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Jackson: [R] What do you see?
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Charles: A bunch of those things you talked about.
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Jackson: Good
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Charles: Do I drop this vaccine I have stored in my helicopter on them? I'm not sure what it cures...
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No vaccine has been made yet
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It's a random vaccine charles had stored in his helicopter, but he never knew what it was for, it just sat there for years on end.
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Jackson: N o
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Charles: I uh, dropped something. It was my sniper. I cant snipe them.
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Jackson: b r u h
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Charles: Yeaaah.
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Jackson: Oh well
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EAS - Civil Danger Alert

Please listen to the following instructions.

Do not leave your house unless it is absolutely necessary, have a weapon on you for self-defense
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[Current Character: Sociopath Cam.]
What's this?
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EAS - Civil Danger Alert

Please listen to the following instructions.

Do not leave your house unless it is absolutely necessary, have a weapon on you for self-defense
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*I look at my Pickaxe.*
No, I made a promise to abandon that life...
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ptsd moment lol
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(Yes.)
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You can start to hear a few gunshots outside
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Oh god, just remember what promise I made...
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and keep it
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*I take a deep breath, for I left my old life behind...*
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good
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*I continue watching the EAS.*
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Please stay calm, and stay alert, do not answer the door if someone is there
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Noted.
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Good
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*I continue watching.*
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the EAS finishes up
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Alright, I have few options...
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and those are?
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[Run]
[Stay]
[Nonlethal fighting.]
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hm
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*Hmm indeed.*
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which path will you choose
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*I grab my things and get ready to make a run for it.*
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Oh boy
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*I try to avoid violent action as I make my way through the streets of San Francisco.*
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Well violent action is happening between Inklings/Octolings and the entire police force
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*I do my best to stay out of sight of both.*
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K
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(Get one of your characters in.)
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Josh?
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(anyone.)
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Josh it is
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*I take any route I can to avoid confrontation.*
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You try, but you come across Josh
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Wait, who are you?
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Josh: A military General
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Look, I ain't looking for trouble, I'm trying to go far out to a place where I can escape.
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Josh: uhhhhhhhh ok
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So yeah, I'm gonna keep going.
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Josh: Bye
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*I keep going.*
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You reach the outskirts of the city
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Alright, now for the map.
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the map?
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(Yeah.)
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uh
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(Look up Watch_Dog 2 map.)
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uh huh
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(You got it?)
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yes
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(Add it here.)
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what do you mean by that?
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(Put it in using the add meme button.)
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I think my best odds are Oakland, I just have to cross a bridge.
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3 choices
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Or I can get to the prison island, and save myself the trouble....
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Okay, 4 choices now
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I'm gonna take the Golden Gate Bridge, just to see if I can get through safely.
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Ok
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*I head to the Golden Gate bridge.*
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Its deserted, nobody is there
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Okay, that's a good situation to have...
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. . .
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*I walk across the bridge.*
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When you reach the middle, you can hear something
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Oh boy...
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???1: Where do you think you're going?

???2: Because you aren't going anywhere
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*I turn around.*
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Frye and Shiver are there, with Pearl, Marina, Captain, The agents, Callie, and Marie

THE WHOLE SQUAD IS HERE

Get ready for a big fight
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Hmm...
*Looks down at the water...*
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Shiver's Shark is waiting for you if you jump
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*I run across the bridge.*
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You are stopped by Callie

Callie: I don't think so
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*I jump over the guard rail onto a car.*
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What car?
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(A _ C A R.)
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THERE IS NONE
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(Then I jump over the guardrail and onto the road.)
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Shiver: Stop
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No!
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You are surprised attacked by the little rascal that is Pearl
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*I try to get her off with nonlethal force.*
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doesn't work
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*I use a taser to stun her.*
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Shiver hits you with a baseball bat
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*It breaks on contact.*
(Did you seriously forget the suit?)
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my bad

In the distance, you hear a helicopter, and Fortunate Son
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Oh god...
*I keep running.*
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You see a UH-60 Blackhawk, Josh is in there
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*I keep running.*
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The gunner of the helicopter starts shooting at the gang, ( Not Cam )

Zachary: DIE, SQUID SCUM
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*I jump over a car and keep running.*
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what car
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(A Ford Crown Victoria police cruiser.)
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k
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*I keep running.*
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why
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(Shut, because I just am.)
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my bad
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*I keeps running.*
[deleted]
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*I keep running.*
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not here
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. . .
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*I keep running.*
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You make it to the other side
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Alright, now, to get to a special car spawn.
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spawn!?!?
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(Yes, rare cars, that's what I'm looking for.)
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good luck finding one
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(THEY SPAWN IN SET LOCATIONS!)
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. . .
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*I look around for any threats.*
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Nothing
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*I look for a functional car.*
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You see a house with a car in the driveway
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Can't use that. I should keep looking...
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You can, you just have to break into it
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Not taking the risk of it being a trap.
*I keep looking.*
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Many are damaged on the streets
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Well, thank god for that... Provided cover if I gotta dodge bullets.
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foreshadowing
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(Lol, yes.)
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You see someone looting a car
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Hey, identify yourself.
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Kaden: JESUS!

Kaden immediately turned to face Cam

Kaden: I'm Kaden
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Nice to meet you Kaden, trying to get out?
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Kaden: Yea, I left in a hurry, so I forgot a lot of stuff back home, so I'm looting cars as I get to my friend's house, it's 5 miles outside of the city
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I'm just trying to get out of the city.
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Kaden: Cool . .
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Any tips?
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Kaden: Take the side roads or metro tunnels
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Alright, noted.
*I keep going.*
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You see a few more people down the way, most of them looting houses or cars
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*I keep an eye out for any Inklings/Octolings*
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None, yet
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*I keep going.*
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. . .
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*I keep going until I trip.*
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skill issue
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(What'd I trip on?)
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a tiny rock
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*I get back up, and decided to check cars.*
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You found some stuff
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Alright, I can use this, just gotta hope no car here has an alarm ready to go...
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. . .
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*I keep checking cars.*
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You trip a car's alarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WoDHbwO0E
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*plays Lemon tree while running away.*
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You are now being chased

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxDpf70TL8
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*I keep running.*
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You are shot at by an Octoling with a Glock 17
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(OH SHIT!)
*I grunt in pain, but I keep running.*
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You are shot again, and the horde has grown
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*I grunt yet again, but I keep running, eventually jumping into the water.*
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Before the Horde can join you, someone starts killing off the horde with an MG42

???: Sterben! Sterben! Stirb den unmenschlichen Abschaum! Stirb und lebe nie wieder!
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*I swim underwater.*
Thank god for the mods...
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???: You good?
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*I surface.*
Yeah, but can those guys swim? Cause I think that they can't.
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Ben: Thankfully not, I got a speed boat, need a ride? I'm Ben by the way
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Nah, I'll take my chances on foot.
(Where are the idols?)
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THEY WERE BACK AT THE BRIDGE IDIOT YOU RAN AWAY LIKE A CHICKEN
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(I ran because I didn't intend on breaking the f**king promise!)
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what is the promise?
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(To abandon my old life.)
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k

Ben: You sure? The military is closing in the borders of the cit-

Just then, the golden gate bridge explodes, it is visible to Ben and Cam.

Ben: Holy Sh*t
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Huh, didn't know they were filming the new Independence Day movie here...
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Ben: As I was saying, basically the only way out of here is water because inklings can't swim, they've block virtually every other way out
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So I can just swim my way out?
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Ben: Not recommended, you think your gonna last t h a t long, I suggest coming with me, my buddies are setting it all up to get out of here
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I mean, couldn't these squids just super jump onto the copter or boat?
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Ben: Not unless they got a buddy or a squid beacon on it
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Yeah, how would we know there could be one hidden on the coptor?
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Ben: They aren't that easily to hide, come on, if ya wanna leave, you need me

You should go with him
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I mean, how would you know if there wasn't one tucked away in a small vent?
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Ben: They are not that small
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Fine, but if we crash due to incompetence, I'm swimming out.
*I grab onto the metal bar of the helicopter.*
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Ben is in a speedboat
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(Oh, I then get on.)
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Ben: We will meet with the rest in a bit

Ben drives for a bit, and they meet up with a group of people

Masion: Took you long enough Ben

Garry: Calm down Masion

Ethan: No Masion is right

Ben: Calm down everyone, we all ready to leave?

Drake: Yes please!

Sam: Who you got with you Ben?

Ben: Oh this is . . . uhh
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I'd rather not say my name, anyways, how's this battle going for you guys?
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Garry: I want to leave as soon as possible, Drake, you got all the supplies loaded up in all the boats?

Drake: Yes I do

Garry: Okay, for everyone who needs a last quick brief, we are going South to Santa Cruz, we got Magnus there waiting for us, he is going to give us a ride to his Cabin in the woods, everyone make sure you got everything you need. It's gonna be a once in a lifetime ride.
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How about we head to the prison Island? Think about it: Big space, easy to clear, and once it is clear, we got someplace to be.
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Garry: We all have decided on what is going to happen, rookie. Everyone! Board up, we are going on the move!

Ben: Okay, we gotta load up
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alright, just as long as no squids can reach us by any means...
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Ben: Lets go

The squad moves out

1 mile, 84.5 miles left

Ben: So, I need to give you a nickname
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Uh, people just called me the Blue Power Armor.
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Ben: Guess that is good enough

10 miles, 75.5 miles left
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So, what you think might happen when we get there?
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Garry: Well we are leaving as soon as we get there, Magnus has like this Bus motorhome that will take us to his cabin in the woods
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You sure they're gonna greet us without guns? Military officials tend to fire at infected.
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Ben: The military hasn't entered where we are going
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Yeah, but if I know military containment: They possibly have military boats set up with shoot-to-kill orders.
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Ben: Look, Magnus will call us if anything goes wrong in the plan

After awhile, they get there, with no military troops insight. All of the boats get up to the beach

Garry: Load all the supplies off, we are taking them to Magnus

Magnus: About time, the luxury motorhome is ready to be loaded up
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Huh, you think that this things will find us?
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Magnus: Nope, the cabin is pretty deep in the woods of the mountains, and far away from urban life, get ready for a nature life style.
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Clearly you don't watch The Walking Dead.
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Magnus: We aren't dealing with zombies here, and besides, we got something they don't have, live ammunition weapons. Tell me, which one is better, a paintball gun or a 6 gauge shotgun?
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If you know where to fire, a paintball gun while hidden can blind/kill someone.
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Magnus: Wrong answer, the correct answer is: 6 gauge shotgun
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Alright, you clearly don't know what the Hell you're doing, I've seen it happen before, someone blinded an armed person, someone came to check on them, and the blinded person just kills the other person.
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Magnus: * Closes the storage area door * . . . Look, are you sure you know what the country is going against? They are going against sea creatures who can't even swim, we already have a plan, the military will get this in control in around a week, until then, we are going to be at the cabin
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Yeah, I'm not stickin around, I'm possibly just swim back to my homeland, they've already dealt with it.
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Magnus: And where would that be?
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Why would I tell you? *I jump into the ocean with a combat knife.*
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You WILL NOT last all the way
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*I swim back to land, but walk into the forest.*
(Character swap?)
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uh sure
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[Switching to: Car Commissioner.]
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k
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[Current Character: Car Commissioner. (UO.)]
*I am working on my rally car.*
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You hear some distant gun fire
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*I grab my Glock 17.*
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Its like 5 city blocks away distant
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*I turn my TV on to find out what the f**k is happening.*
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EAS - Civil Danger Alert

Please listen to the following instructions.

Do not leave your house unless it is absolutely necessary, have a weapon on you for self-defense
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*I watch as I load my Glock 17.*
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Due to an unexpected situation connected to the BBSC incident, the state has declared a state of emergency lockdown.
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What?
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the EAS cuts to static
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Damn it, just when it was getting to the important part, Kentucky ain't all it seems to be...
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static

You see some neighbors packing up their RV down the street
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*I grab a STAG Viper shotgun.*
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You see your neighbor across the street leaving in their sedan
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*I look at my phone for news updates.*
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No cell service
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F**k.
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The inklings have destroyed the cell and radio towers
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(Shh.)
*I look around outside.*
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Many neighbors are talking to each other
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Huh, odd, I ain't seein nothin.
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Military Helicopters fly above
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Oh.
*Looks up.*
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The helicopters keep flying

You can hear tanks on the street next to the neighborhood
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*I attach A White Cloth to my arm.*
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What do you do?
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*I make it clear that I'm not hostile, because I'm carrying my Glock 17.*
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Okay, but where do u go?
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*I'm not going anywhere.*
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oh
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*I try to look outside and use my military radio.*
What is going on?
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Static
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*I search for a military transceiver.*
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None
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Damn, military officials don't use their transceivers anymore?
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Ig
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*I get to my watch post with a pair of binoculars.*
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in your house?
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(Yes, which is also his workplace, garage, and his own safehouse.)
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Cool
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(Back to looking.)
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You can't see that far, but you can see smoke in the distance
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*I use my binoculars to see better.*
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A lot of smoke, some gunfire flashes, and a few fires
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*I quickly look down the road.*
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Tanks are driving down it
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Hmm.
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yes
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What's going on in the news?
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Well, why don't you check out?
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*I turn the TV on.*
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News Reporter: -ecent attacks on cities have caused chaos around the US
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What in the..
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1 reply
News Reporter: The U.S. Military has issued a state of emergency across the USA.
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1 reply
*I keep watching.*
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1 reply
The news reporter talked about the attacks across the USA
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1 reply
What the f**k?
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1 reply
Agreed
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1 reply
Okay, what is this going on?
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1 reply
war
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1 reply
What is going on?
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1 reply
A war
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(Okay, I got It.)
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1 reply
good
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1 reply
Okay.... Something isn't kosher here....
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1 reply
What
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1 reply
Alright.. What's going on right now?
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1 reply
[ You hear artillery fire outside ]
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1 reply
*Light PTSD.*
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1 reply
Lol
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1 reply
What is going on right now?
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1 reply
Why don’t you go outside and find out?
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*I look outside the garage door, because I live in my work area.*
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1 reply
You can see smoke, artillery fire, anti-air machine gun fire, fighter jets, and attack helicopters in the distance
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Oh boy, they better have not tried that Imagine Dragons concert again...
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
What
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1 reply
(It's personal.)
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1 reply
Oh
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1 reply
(...)
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1 reply
A military humvee would enter the neighborhood
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1 reply
Oh boy... Not again....
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1 reply
Soldier: Everyone, evacuate at once!
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I ain't abandoning my home.
(Keep in mind UO is an Octoling.)
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1 reply
Hint: Do Evacuate
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1 reply
(UO is territorial, so he won't leave his grounds.)
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1 reply
B r u h
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1 reply
(Just roll with it.)
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1 reply
okay . . .
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1 reply
I should probably get ready to defend myself from whatever is gonna show up...
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1 reply
Oh boy, you should
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1 reply
*I board my home up.* Even if they know I'm an Octoling, they still might know who I actually am...
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1 reply
. . .
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*Eventually, I'm ready.*
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1 reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WoDHbwO0E
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1 reply
(Won't they just ignore UO since he is actually an Octoling?)
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1 reply
no
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1 reply
(How?)
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1 reply
because
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1 reply
(Zombies don't attack each other. So if inklings or Octolings come by, they're gonna think he already turned.)
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1 reply
f i n e
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1 reply
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1 reply
>:(
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(Back to RP.)
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1 reply
You hear louder gunfire
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1 reply
*I prime my Glock.*
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1 reply
. . .
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1 reply
Come on then...
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1 reply
A helicopter crashes into the house next to you
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1 reply
Suck on that, Karen.
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1 reply
lol
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1 reply
Anyways, what the hell?
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1 reply
Good question
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*I look outside.*
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1 reply
Chaos
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1 reply
Okay, this ain't good...
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1 reply
No d u h
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1 reply
Alright.
*I glance out my window.*
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1 reply
w a r
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1 reply
Who are they fighting?
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1 reply
U.S. Military v Inklings & Octolings
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1 reply
Oh boy... Never thought this moment would arise....
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1 reply
But it did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ves-EHM56ug
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Okay, if I keep a white cloth attached, maybe I won't get shot by military personnel...
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1 reply
Maybe. . . maybe not
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1 reply
*I take a look outside.*
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1 reply
Your chances of surviving in the cross fire are 46.23%
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1 reply
*I wait until the odds arise.*
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1 reply
It ain't gonna rise
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1 reply
*I go out a different route.*
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1 reply
the sewers?
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1 reply
(No, backdoor.)
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1 reply
oh
0 ups, 2y
(Yeah.)
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1 reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECGweFwg9ZA
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1 reply
Alright, nothing better to do than to sharpen up my skills again...
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1 reply
. . .
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1 reply
*I walk to the street, with my building covering my movement.*
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1 reply
You have 3 choices,

A Hotel road

A commerical road

or a sewer
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1 reply
*I head for a Commercial Road.*
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1 reply
Stores and businesses on both sides
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1 reply
If I'm lucky, I'll blend right in with the infected, while being able to explain myself...
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1 reply
You'll be shot on sight by the Military
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*I ensure I have a white cloth on my arm.*
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1 reply
Where do you go?
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1 reply
*I look around with my Glock 17 in hand.*
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1 reply
Forward, right
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1 reply
*I peek to the right.*
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1 reply
Empty street
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1 reply
*I look forward.*
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1 reply
Empty
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1 reply
*I go right.*
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1 reply
Good choice
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*I stay sharp.*
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1 reply
You hear the distance gunfire
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I ready to fire my Glock.*
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1 reply
. . .
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1 reply
*I check corners.*
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1 reply
No one . . . its . . . o d d
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1 reply
Huh...
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1 reply
yea
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I holster my Glock, but still keeps it visible.*
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1 reply
. . .
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*I keep walking, making sure my white cloth is tight enough on my arm.*
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1 reply
You then immediately see a tank crash through a building
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1 reply
Whoa! Didn't know that they had mass demolition derby with tanks...
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1 reply
lol
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1 reply
*I make sure to keep my white cloth visible.*
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1 reply
A plane crashes into another building
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1 reply
Is this 9/11, cause it feels like it...
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1 reply
its not
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1 reply
*I keep moving.*
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1 reply
. . .
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*I keep moving through the street.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
. . .
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1 reply
*I continue to keep moving. Doing parkore over cars from time to time.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You have made it out of the town
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Alright, now to see what is actually going on...
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
War
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(I know.)
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1 reply
. . .
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1 reply
*I keep going.*
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1 reply
. . .
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*I keep running away.*
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1 reply
. . .
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1 reply
*I keep going.*
(Make something interesting happen.)
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1 reply
you want something interesting?
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1 reply
(Yeah, make something happen.)
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1 reply
A convoy is going down the nearby highway
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I use my binoculars to look at the convoy.*
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1 reply
50 tanks, 25 Cougars, 15 Humvees, 25 AA Vehicles
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1 reply
*I look for logos on the vehicles.*
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1 reply
U.S. Marines and Army
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*I keep watching the convoy.*
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1 reply
they are heading to the city
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1 reply
They're gonna get themselves killed, I gotta do something!
*I get up and head to the entrance with a plan to construct a massive roadblock.*
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1 reply
w h a t
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1 reply
(Don't ask.)
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1 reply
I am right now
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1 reply
(Well don't.)
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1 reply
Before you reach the convoy, an ambush happens
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1 reply
*I duck for cover.*
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1 reply
insert big explosion
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JESUS CHRIST!
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1 reply
no saying cuss words
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(Not a cuss.)
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1 reply
my bad
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I try to fire at the Inklings.*
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1 reply
success
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I keep firing at the inklings.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
. . .
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1 reply
*I reload cause I ran out of bullets.*
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1 reply
you are shot at
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*I take cover and look at my wound.*
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1 reply
Shot in the arm
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I remove the bullet head, disinfect the wound and I apply medical gauze to the wound.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
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1 reply
*I resume firing at the Inklings.*
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1 reply
bang
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(Have something interesting happen...)
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1 reply
okay, I'll show you what is gonna happen

Among the Inklings and Octolings, you see someone, but it isn't an Inkling nor Octoling, it looks like someone plated with heavy metal armor
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1 reply
*I approach with intent to inspect.*
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1 reply
You can't get close
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*I use an M84 flash bang to blind them.*
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1 reply
The person seems unaffected
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1 reply
*I try destroying the armor.*
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1 reply
The person grabs you by the throat and picks you up

???: Who do you think you are
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1 reply
*I fire at a gap with my Glock.*
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1 reply
The person would flinch a bit

???: Is that all you got? * He would punch him in the face *
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1 reply
I need some assistance!
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1 reply
no assistance came
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1 reply
What the hell are you?
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1 reply
???: I'm a HUMVEC, now beat it!

The person would throw him very far
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*I go through a window.*
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1 reply
lol
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1 reply
*I switch my bullet type to Burning Oil. (Acidic rounds + Dragon's Breath.)*
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1 reply
oh
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1 reply
*I fire at the HUMVEC.*
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1 reply
The HUMVEC points a gun at you, that looks like a modified tank barrel

???: You gonna get it now!
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1 reply
*I fire down the tank barrel.*
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1 reply
explosion
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1 reply
Merre atë bushtër!
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1 reply
what
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(UO is Albanian.)
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1 reply
o
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1 reply
(Thought you'd be impressed.)
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1 reply
eh
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1 reply
*I look at the dead HUMVAC.*
Stay down you f**king bastard.
(Forget the military personnel?)
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1 reply
oh the people in the convoy . . . . ohhhhhhh
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1 reply
(Yeah.)
*I check the HUMVAC corpse for supplies.*
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1 reply
HUMVEC*

Various tank rounds
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1 reply
This'll do.
*I take the tank rounds.*
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1 reply
oh boy
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*I look around for no reason.*
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1 reply
battle
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1 reply
*I walk around on patrol.*
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1 reply
much bloodshed
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1 reply
*I look for a military operative, I also ensure my white cloth is on tight.*
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1 reply
There is a group in a humvee
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1 reply
*I try to wave them down.*
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1 reply
go to them
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1 reply
*I calmly walk to the Humvee, showing I'm not hostile.*
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1 reply
the driver notices u
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*I try waving him down.*
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1 reply
he seems hesitant to get you . . . but then he drives to u
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1 reply
*I holster my Glock 17.*
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1 reply
Driver: who is this guy
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1 reply
*I grab my ID.*
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1 reply
Driver: hmm
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1 reply
*The ID matches my appearances.*
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1 reply
Driver: what do u want?
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1 reply
What the f**k is happening here?!?
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1 reply
Driver: An ambush
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From what?
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1 reply
Driver: Are you that dumb
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1 reply
A little, but how the hell did this happen?
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1 reply
Driver: You think I know?
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1 reply
Sorta.
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1 reply
Driver: I'm a driver, not an investigator!
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1 reply
You're a f**king military operative, just like how I was.
(Don't forget, UO is an Octoling.)
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1 reply
Driver: for who?
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1 reply
CVPA, what do you say I do? Cause my kind most likely isn't friendly to me.
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1 reply
Driver: CVPA?
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Long story, if we survive, I'll tell you about it.
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1 reply
explosion happens and everything cuts to black
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1 reply
FU-
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1 reply
black
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1 reply
[Half an hour later...]
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1 reply
you wake up
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1 reply
Ku jam? Çfarë ndodhi?
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1 reply
what
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1 reply
{Translation: Where am I? What happened?}
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1 reply
You are in a military hospital
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Damn, what happened?
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1 reply
explosion
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1 reply
*I look around.*
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1 reply
hospital things
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1 reply
*I get out of the stretcher.*
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1 reply
Max: Woh woah woah, you still need to heal
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1 reply
Relax, I can use medkits to patch up.
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1 reply
Max: Your right arm . . .
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1 reply
So? I can just...
*I look at my arm.*
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1 reply
There is no arm
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'Tis but a scratch.
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1 reply
Max: Your arm is g o n e
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
So? I just take one of these and stick them in the nub.
*I grab a restoration stimpak and I stick it in my Right Arm nub.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Doesn't work
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1 reply
F**king plot points. Of course I got none that are actually filled...
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
XD
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Right, I gotta get back to my garage.
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1 reply
Max: After you heal of course
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1 reply
You understand I have quite a few guns there, right?
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1 reply
Max: We have them in a box for you
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You understand that the guns I have are locked in secure safes, right?
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1 reply
Max: I am talking about the gun you had
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Oh, its a modified Glock 17, I've had the Glock since when I was 5.
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1 reply
Max: Huh

Later, 2 weeks later

he has healed
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1 reply
Alright, let's get to killing these Inklings.
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1 reply
You now can leave

On your way out, you see someone at the reception desk

???: I want to be apart of the HUMVEC division.

Receptionist: 2nd door to the left, right hallway.

???: Wait . . . that's it.

Receptionist: Yep

???: Oh . . . ok

The person walks to the right hallway, the one you are in.

Has UO met Lyric yet?
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1 reply
(Yup.)
*I keep waking out.*
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1 reply
Then the person seemed very . . . very familiar, do you follow them?
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1 reply
*I keep going, I have to prepare for war.*
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1 reply
You sure?
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(Yes.)
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1 reply
ok
0 ups, 2y
*I keep going.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
you are now outside
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1 reply
*I begin heading to my home.*
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1 reply
you hear air raid sirens in distance
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I begin moving faster.*
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1 reply
boom
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I run even faster.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
yes
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I keep running.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You hear marching, the sound of metal marching
0 ups, 2y
*I ignore it.*
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1 reply
Bad choice, because you immediately walk right infront of a group of enemy HUMVECs
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1 reply
*I try to walk by without drawing attention.*
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1 reply
you have been noticed, by all of them
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1 reply
*I grab an orbital strike targeter.*
Stand down if you value your lives!
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1 reply
you don't have it
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(Shut the f**k up you don't have the talking stick right now.)
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
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1 reply
*I end up still having the Orbital Strike Targeter since I carry it a lot.*
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1 reply
They were taken by the hospital members
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Alright, going destructive.
*I draw my Glock 17 and fire, it now has Burning Pop rounds. (Dragon's Breath + Explosive rounds.)*
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1 reply
You kill some, but there are many more, and just when one is about to punch you, another HUMVEC kicks their shins, making them fall
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*I aim at the fallen HUMVEC, then I fire anyways.*
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Lyric: Hey buddy, how you doin?

Lyric is now a HUMVEC
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1 reply
Why do you look like that?
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1 reply
Lyric: Oh, this? Well uh . . . it was a choice of mine, I'm the fastest thing alive
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
... Doubt.
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1 reply
Lyric: I can go like 275
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1 reply
Fighter jets go above 1500 MPH.
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1 reply
Lyric: For a ground vehicle, I am fast
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So? Have you seen F1 cars?
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1 reply
Lyric: You know, I was just jokin, you don't got to take things seriously
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1 reply
Clearly, you don't know who you're talking to....
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1 reply
Lyric: I think your forgetin somethin
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1 reply
I gotta go.
*I resume my path.*
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1 reply
Lyric: Where is my " thank you "?
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I had the situation under control.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Lyric: No ya didn't
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1 reply
Shut it.
*I am now gone.*
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1 reply
Lyric: hehe
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[A few hours later...]
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1 reply
...
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(Do something.)
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
where were we again?
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
(Get caught up.)
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

You find a military checkpoint
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1 reply
Okay, I just need to cross this and get back to my garage..
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1 reply
Joshua: * Notices him * Who are you?
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1 reply
Name's UO.
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1 reply
Joshua: You can't come through
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Relax, these things can't infect me since I was an Octoling on day f**king one.
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1 reply
Joshua: huh
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1 reply
You can ask anyone in Kentucky, they know me well.
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1 reply
Joshua: Interesting
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1 reply
Yeah, I know, what a surprise.
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1 reply
Joshua: Proof of identification?
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1 reply
*I'd get my CVPA identification card and show it to Josh.*
Read it and weep.
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1 reply
Joshua: Hmmm . . . oh, Hey Zach!

Zach: Yea?

Joshua: Get over here! Check this

Zach: * Goes to Joshua. * Holy shit
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1 reply
Yup. Official CVPA operative at 17. Not too young, but not very old either. But I've been an Octoling since day f**king one.
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1 reply
Zach: For real?
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Does it look like this ID is forged? Absolutely not. It has the stamp of approval by the CVPA in the box.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Zach: Not that, you've been an octoling since day one?
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1 reply
Basically, yeah.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Zach: huh
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Yup, you think you know an Octoling.
0 ups, 2y
Zach: Well . . . come on through
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