*I walk out of the store and down to the subway station and wait for the next subway to the Upper East Side so I can get a taxi to my house on Short Island*
No. But I made a bet with someone for how long certain instances could go until noticed. Don't worry I brought plenty of class A amnesties. But shit hit the fan somehow.
AN UPDATE HAS BEEN ISSUED BY THE SCP FOUNDATION; THE NUMBER OF SCP-5254 INSTANCES REPORTED HAS INCREASED FROM ABOUT 25 TO 50+, MTF EPSILON-11 "NINE-TAILED FOX' HAS ARRIVED AT THE MALL IN THE TRADE CENTER TO EVACUATE CIVILIANS