IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE; YOU SAW MUMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS; YOU SAW DADDY KISSING MRS. CLAUS; YOUR PARENTS DIVORCE; YOU HAVE TO MOVE TO THENORTH POLE; YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE ELVES; BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS LIGHT; THE REINDEER WON'T ALLOW YOU TO PLAY THEIR REINDEER GAMES; YOU'RE ALWAYS HURTING YOURSELF AS YOU KEEP SLIPPING OVER; YOUR CLOTHES ARE ALWAYS WET FROM BEING SNOWED ON; YOU ARE CONSTANTLY COLD
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