Put the smirk emoji on the end of every sentence shit is funny asf

Put the smirk emoji on the end of every sentence shit is funny asf 😏

I ran over a kid😏

My teacher is gay 😏

oh god it's true

I love oily old men 😏

i have a gun 😏

I am hiding at least 16 minorities in my basement 😏😏😏

going out with my uncle today 😏

*Sweet Home Alabama plays in the distance*

i am going to hit your knees with a frying pan 😏