WHEN YOUR GIRL IS TALKING WITH YOU BUT YOU WANNA LEAVE REAL BAD:; YOU SEE, AT THIS MOMENT A STINKY FART IS CURRENTLY TRAVELING TOWARD YOUR DIRECTION. AT THE CURRENT RATE OF DIFFUSION, IT WILL SURELY ENTER YOUR SMELLING RANGE IN AROUND 5 SECONDS. THIS MEANS THAT AT THIS RATE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO AVOID THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR SENSE OF SMELL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUN APPROXIMATELY RIGHT NOW. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE. NOW THE SCENT IS WITHIN SMELLING RANGE. CAN YOU FEEL IT TICKLING YOUR NOSTRILS? CAN YOU FEEL THE TRULY REPULSIVE NATURE OF IT? I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU REGRET YOUR CHOICES.
