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Hi pizza lovers, I'm Dick and I'm here to announce the opening of my brand new pizzeria, Dick's pizza! Not sure how much Dick's you can handle? No sweat! Dick's comes in large, medium and small. No matter the size Dick's is sure to satisfy, because even our smaller Dick's are 10 inches long. Pardon??? Some like it thin, other likes it thick, that's why you can choose from thin crust or DEEP DICK! We have Dick's for everyone, Dick's for your dad! Dick's for your mom! Dick's for your grandma! Dick's for your wife, or ex-wife, whatever. Nothing livens up a party quite like a BIG SERVICE OF DICK'S! Ding dong! There's a bunch of Dick's at your door! We deliver! So get off your computer, and eat Dick's! For more information click here. "It's thick and it's gooey, it's saucy and it's chewy. What's in my mouth? It's gotta be Dick's!"