kel

these hands are rated E for everyone

that's a quote in my bio from my older brother lol

so uh...no dick?
🥺🥺🥺

please🥺🥺

balls

😄

Are you sure about that

nope

I am aware

van.

white van with candy

yes

Oop

My fault

gghrg *kidnaps you for literally no reason at all*

I was not expecting tHAt-

put some steroids in that soda😋

why thank you

my mother has warned me not to force anyone else into the van

ik

MOTHER GET IN THE VA

no!

😭 apologies

tho art forgiven

*steals teeth*

NOOO

yummy snacks

PARENT I AM STARVINF YOU WONT LET ME EAT THE THE UH THE PEPL

fine *shoves teeth back in the teeth holes*

O W

better

I
J CAN TALKDN

cool

Not all of us are gay

bruh ik it was a dare💀💀

damn my fault bro

get i n s i d e

I'll give you candy🦶🥺🦶

nah bruh sorry i just got some as an early christmas gift

*shits myself*

caught me

get in the van then

what did i say abt kidnapping people before dinner?

...
i uh
s o r r y

kinky?

naw my mother was starving me

oh okay

i have eaten my van and am now satisfied

good job