A repost of my latest roleplay, since it got ruined by MSMG users when I tried to plug it.

(a tiny rowboat rows down a river. It contains 3 polandballs (search it up if you dont know what they are) being England, Wales, and Scotland. They toss a rope out and tie the boat onto the side of the river, before getting out. England pulls out a map as Wales lugs a large container out the boat)

Scotland: "You sure this is that 'new-er land' you speak of, England?" England: "I'm sure of it, I'm not Columbus who though Haiti was India."

*A group of more Primal Worshippers growl.*

Instant amazingness!

*The black goop recognizes this as an effort to colonize the land and burns the flag*
???: "No."

(England seems very, v e r y, v e r y angery. Scotland and Wales both breath sighs of relief) England: "What was THAT for!?"

???: "You're not colonizing our planet THAT easily..."

"So what does it take, destroying your population and doing what I did to any non-British person on literally half the Earth?"

???: "If that means defiling our beautiful nature, I WON'T ALLOW IT!"

"So you already know that I'm going to literally exploit every last one of your resources just for money? Because I'm not leaving 'till that happens."

???: "Worshippers, ATTACK!"
*The yellow things, now known as Worshippers attack.*

(Scotland and Wales scramble quickly back into the rowboat, releasing the ropes, and panting as they row away fast as possible. England, now alone, grumbles, and pulls out a Lewis gun; smacking any Worshippers in his immediate vicinity and loading a mag, before calling somebody labeled as 'Raj')

*A bigger, brown Worshipper attacks. It's the Primal one, which is stronger.*

(India seemingly falls from the sky along with some of India's neighbors. India, being very large, crushes the Primal one before starting to roll and crush multiple Worshippers in a line) England: "THE QUEEN IS SUPERIOUR!!!"

*They notice the thing*

England: "Oh look, a native." Scotland: "If your next sentence is 'we should enslave them for profit and income', I'm leaving this settlement project."

*A bunch of these are there*

Wales: Awww, they're so cute! (tosses a crumpet over and sees what happens)

*One is confused*

(Wales doesn't exactly take notice and keep unpacking. England seems like he's struggling to actually enjoy the yellow things, and Scotland slowly approaches one, hoping to pet it)

*The one Scotland approaches notices and runs away.*

(Scotland seems discouraged by his failure to pet one, and heads back to the boat where England is shaking crazily, opening a chest eerily and pulling out a long, hollow, metal tube with a long blue, red, and white drape attached; the Union Jack (The UK's flag))

*Another eats a plant*

(England plunges the flag deep into the ground) "I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR HER ROYAL MAJESTY!" Scotland: "WAIT, STO-" (Scotland is picked up and thrown onto one of the yellow things)

(3 people come out. A pope, a soldier, and a colonizer. The soldier gets ready to attack the thing, the pope looks inside a bible and the colonizer sets down a flag of what looks like true United Nations flag 🇺🇳)

*A brown version of the yellow things is up in a tree, waiting to strike.*

(The soldier shoots the yellow thing, the pope is still absent, and the colonizer is sitting on the floor. Just then, thousand of people arrive here, many soldiers many civilian. The soldier shoot the blob and the civilians start working on making tools and firearms)

*The brown thing gets the drop on them, calling more creatures from this world to attack.*

???: "Wow. Just, wow. I'm really gonna need Pixelite power?"

(The soldier is about to open fire and makes a couple of sign languages so that the thing goes away, the pope starts praying, and the colonizer starts thinking)

*THE MILITARY ENDING: Why. Just, why.*

(The soldier starts to dig a trench, the pope continues praying, and the colonizer places a sign that says: “new Rome”

???: "THIS. IS NOT. YOUR TERRITORY. ATTACK!"
*These... things attack you!*

(The soldier opens fire with small but deadly assault rifle, the pope continues praying but something starts glowing and it’s yellow, and the colonizer pulls out pistol and fires at yellow thing)

*Then the things attack, with the intent of taking back their land.*

(The soldier shoots the thing in both the eyes, the pope somehow spawns in god himself, and the colonizer starts building houses)

*The black goop turns into a cannon and shoots out flames*

(The soldier throws a grenade which stops the flame ball, god tips the demon out of the goop, the pope runs back into the spaceship and does nothing, and the colonizer makes a signal burst)

aw!

aww a meal!

(not doing the rp, but nice character!)

((*casually temporarily comment bans all the trolls*

Harper: "what a strange little thing-" She kneels down to see, narrowing her gaze at the creature.

*It's looking at the Worshippers(yes i meant to spell it like that), doing their things. They're this planet's versions of the one depicted in the image.*

She takes her finger and gently pokes the creature on the head.

*He turns around*

Harper: ". . .what exactly are you?"

???: "A shapeshifting blob of darkness..."

*Squish.*

???: "Hey!"

*Stomp Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.*
DIE UGLY BUG, DIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*He forms into a blob*
???: "I'm not a bug!"

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stomps more.*

*He turns into a humanoid form.*
???: "I hope this form is more comfortable for you to look at, since I'm not a bug. I'm just a resident here."

*Shoots him with a gun.*

*Then angry yellow ball creatures are behind you. They look to be covered in fur.*