American Airlines Jet

*pulls out firearm*

*but no*

*murders you because i am upset i did not get tequila*

f**k your tequila I'm gonna visit my family for Christmas no matter what

I HOPE YOUR FAMILY EXPLODES

I hope your food permanently pains your poo the lightest shade of the mix between puke green and maroon

no

I hope your home is destroyed by a Cessna carrying 300 live specimen of a rare abdominal fungus

YEAH WELL WE’RE BOTH DEAD SO HAHA

no we aint
im still pretty damn alive

THE PLANE CRASHED YOU IDIOTHEAD

no the f**k it didnt
that was a different plane that I was also on

*kills you to death*

*begets myself to life*

*no*

*yes*

*but no*

*but yes*

*but no*

*but you get no bitches*

*you die because i’m so cool*

*you're so cool that your heart is literally below absolute zero and you freeze to death*

I WANT TEQUILA AND I WANT IT NOW

OH NO

WHAT IS IT GOING TO