I am not racist enough

hiii

I... don't believe such
Ain't no way she even somewhat likes me

she thinks it’s a realllly interesting story
especially the underwear incident

I'm literally everything she can hate

Retard, car enthusiast, Christian, conservative/Republican, white, "blonde hair blue eyes", etc.

OH MY GOD JUST F**KING TELL HER THE GO***MN STORY

I regret trying to be nice.

PFFT-

Ok i'll always be nice...

No. I will be far more than just nice. I'll be the most loving and caring f**ker to you at all times 🤠👍

🥺❤️

sorry i’m getting impatient

*sighs* ok i forgive

But like, i wanna try to forget the whole hotel room underwear fiasco (which will probably be impossible, but i can at least find my way to get over it)

Oi

missed me?

No

I had you blocked bc of that f**king rape bullshit and also you falsely accusing spire of cheating on me. It's been long enough so i'm giving you a chance, maybe 2

Promise you'll act good?

hold on cinna wants to talk to you about that

my honest reaction

Real

talk to her mannnnnnn

anyways f**k u
fwyb

tell her what happened

No thx i'm good. Tbh she wouldn't care

Obv, i did get a new truck recently (the one in the 1999 ram reaction temp)

she asked you to specifically because she loves you

I jus care abt her not u so go ahead
grl.

Ratio

You have every right to hate me. I'm a conservative, Christian white man. I'm basically everything you can hate me for.

Play Halo

Which one bc i actually might get an xbox series x soon lol

YOO
Get the Master Chief Collection
Start with CE
Then 2
3
Odst
Reach
4

Noted.

Also
Get game pass ultimate

https://imgflip.com/i/75blaf

So yeah just rate how i did w/ making this (obv spire knows what it looks like)