bob.

why do i hear boss music?

oh f**k oh no oh f**k im gonna die f**k

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*dies*

(last life)

na bruh *pulls out dark blade* its your last life

*walks away*
(this guy is annoying)

Billy: ok thanks

*blueberry explodes with a lot of juice*

*teleports to his house in the citadel*

(he doesnt live in the citidel)

no... gunslinger teleports to his own house.

what?

GUNSLINGERS HOUSE

*blueberry falls from sky*

you wot m8

ok
(bob summons a blueberry in his house)

literally gets the banisher to delete bob and his blueberries.

Bob: who said that i was aiming for you?

*deletes the airstrike*

Billy: but i was assigned to bob for some reason

alright, here. *generates money out of thin air*

Billy: hey thats my job now i cant pay rent

your job is the scp foundation, not deleting bob

Nuclear Bomb threat: there is no point because it will land in 2 minutes

*teleports to the citadel and tells them what you are doing*
you forgor i could teleport, didn't you/