Actually, I was wrong. You are actually WORSE than Satan and Hitler combined by getting thrown into a geriatric orgy, and you were the result they never expected.
I mean, they just hung his corpse on a wall. In a form of raw meat. It's kinda silly if you think about it. Like, they could have buried the pig but NO, put him in an item frame.
Oh...
Now that I think about it...
Okay, I see what you mean. The way they commemorate Reuben may be stupid, but that STILL DOESN'T JUSTIFY YOU MOCKING HIS DEATH! HE WAS A HERO!