Pov: he's asking if you want some chromosomes.

"No" *grabs the toilet plunger and whacks him on the head with it repeatedly*

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: Ow

*screams in Mandela catalogue fan*

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: So do you want chromosomes? They're 3.99 per pack.

Sure,sounds good

Aries- have you considered giving yourself chromosomes cause if you can fit in that toilet then you are in need of a few

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: Im fine i have too much so im giving them away for 3.99

Aries- how many?

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: approximately 123456787643456789765434567876543456545765179478361238704873250192387589302981748390982317849021987283940932871892304982378190329847832901982374839209187238940923877109937289473289147093287489321078937489321089342832147302973897239842798347340328973798038793241978473987012879347342879007843890789320418790387217340983428793879137804789314894078936758746465656656566556656565656565648392019823784901987238490298173894098217283904783658930612856847586937247673546201932875638721608753264786134896302589658723018746357803129867653720187365783012875346891305329863205610560165037826159320956237508761893205932613872650873241809581326574203856325897123

Aries- that is an unnecessary amount

Hmm I'll take 123456787643456789765434567876543456545765179478361238704873250192387589302981748390982317849021987283940932871892304982378190329847832901982374839209187238940923877109937289473289147093287489321078937489321089342832147302973897239842798347340328973798038793241978473987012879347342879007843890789320418790387217340983428793879137804789314894078936758746465656656566556656565656565648392019823784901987238490298173894098217283904783658930612856847586937247673546201932875638721608753264786134896302589658723018746357803129867653720187365783012875346891305329863205610560165037826159320956237508761893205932613872650873241809581326574203856325897122 of those

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: Great that'll be $1297389019268483912093612748109872839091823658790239781683290498327891039874829301982738940928173890472810327789098278901342789303407909137089342432198703897278585390835276895309842618739205983628910439878935019878395098632710493868239049832618923041234567876434567897654345678765434565457651794783612387048732501923875893029817483909823178490219872839409328718923049823781903298478329019823748392091872389409238771099372894732891470932874893210789374893210893428321473029738972398427983473403289737980387932419784739870128793473428790078438907893204187903872173409834287938791378047893148940789367587464656566565665566565656565656483920198237849019872384902981738940982172839047836589306128568475869372476735462019328756387216087532647861348963025896587230187463578031298676537201873657830128753468913053298632056105601650378261593209562375087618932059326138726508732418095813265742038563258971221631042986481290.99!

Thanks bro keep the change!

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: Pleasure doing business with you.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand Hey ba ba ba GOT ANY CHROMOSONES

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: the man said yes actually they cost 3.99! If you want a sample go on try it it's free!

And the duck said, we'll see
AND HE WADDLED AWAY WADDLE WADDLE
AND HE WADDLED AWAY WADDLE WADDLE
AND HE WADDLED AWAY WADDLE WADDLE
TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY

BOM BOM BOM BA BAM BADA

*pulls out plunger*
(You are super-duper f**ked, double-triple f**ked)
Now there should have been a moral hair, should there not? (You are super-duper f**ked)

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: Oh f**k

I couldn't think of anything besides you're f**ked (my god, you are f**ked)

Got any grapes?

Devon: (throws up in toilet)

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: yummers

Devon: uh I shouldn’t have ate those spicy nachos. Now I have to poo!

No thanks, now get out before I grab the spitz

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: NO NOT THE SPITZ

Me

Sure!!

HASIUOGNUSIAOIUDGN: So do you want some chromosomes

Trump: yes

Ok that's 3.99

Trump: here you go

Pleasure doing business with you.

Pleasure doing business with you too