I POOPED MY PANTS; I HAVE SHIT MY PANTALOONS; I HAVE CREATED FECES IN MY UNDER AREAS; SIR OR MADAM I HAVE TO INFORM YOU I HAVE CREATED A COMPOST MATERIAL THAT SHOULD BE CREATED IN THE SEAT LOCATED IN A LAVATORY INSIDE MY PANTALOONS, I AM NOT INFORMING YOU TO CLEAN THEM BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU BECAUSE TRUTHFULNESS STANDS AS THE MOST REASONABLE GUIDELINE