“I see no god up here, other than me”
or reverse angry birds

"ONWARDS, MY NOBLE STEED"
"jimmy I'm not gonna be your horse"
"YOU DARE CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY, NOBLE STEED?!?"
"jimmy I gotta go to work"
"YOUR JOB IS TO TRANSPORT ME"
"jimmy get off me I gotta go to work"
"NO BREAD CRUMBS FOR YOU THEN, NOBLE STEED"
"I have a f**king name, jimmy"

lmaoooo

This is new york fr