super mario bros classic remastered secret boss

HA! You idiot! Did you REALLY think you could beat-a this game? Nonononono. No, you see, I've stolen all-a the stars. Which means you can't-a win. It's not-a supposed to happen. I uhh.. I... [unintelligible] I don't-a know what to say-a. Because I've-a said everything I CAN. I don't-a know what to-a tell you. Game's-a broken. Just-a give up. [unintelligible] -p and NEVER-A come back. Just-a quit. Just-a QUIT IT. I'D LIKE FOR-A YOU TO-A GO! *gets hit by a question mark block* WAAAAAA!! Okay, okay. You know what-a? Here we go. MAAAAAAAAAAAAA-; HA! YOU IDIOT! DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD BEAT-A THIS GAME? NONONONONO. NO, YOU SEE, I'VE STOLEN ALL-A THE STARS. WHICH MEANS YOU CAN'T-A WIN. IT'S NOT-A SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. I UHH.. I... [UNINTELLIGIBLE] I DON'T-A KNOW WHAT TO SAY-A. BECAUSE I'VE-A SAID EVERYTHING I CAN. I DON'T-A KNOW WHAT TO-A TELL YOU. GAME'S-A BROKEN. JUST-A GIVE UP. [UNINTELLIGIBLE] -P AND NEVER-A COME BACK. JUST-A QUIT. JUST-A QUIT IT. I'D LIKE FOR-A YOU TO-A GO! *GETS HIT BY A QUESTION MARK BLOCK* WAAAAAA!! OKAY, OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT-A? HERE WE GO. MAAAAAAAAAAAAA-