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I hope he dies of lung cancer

I'm not even joking as soon as I broke up with him not even a minute later he got another boyfriend

Um ok? I don’t think that merits lung cancer.

I hope he explodes

Idk just because someone was a douche once doesn’t mean that they will be constantly in the future.

mm..

Neo has almost all her exes turn around and get into relationships less than twenty minutes after they broke up. She has had 22 girlfriends and 12 boyfriends btw.

DEAR GOD.

Idk she just has that special breed of confidence.

I wish I had confidence

Same Fr.

waaaa

She asked me out lmao. I’m way too cowardly and useless to ever try and ask a girl out again.

I'm too scared to ask anyone out
every time I get rejected I wanna kms

dear f**k

Lel

you two were dating?

yeah.

like online or irl

online 😰

ope

yeah

I guess the east coast has everyone that uses IMGflip all in one neighborhood.

Pochita just had a terrible game plan for bitches

True.

who goes to a mall and asks a random woman out without even knowing them

that was doomed to fail from the start

That is very true.

Bros needs a specific type (both dank and pochita)

The best bitches are tomboys lmao

Facts. Girly girls always take advantage of you and stuck ahh.

Idc that they look like guys equipped with female genitals

They're based af. And like, 99% of females in my family are tomboys lmao

Technically no matter WHO you date/engage/marry, it's gonna be with a very distant cousin (unless if you prefer closer family)

All 8 billion people in this world share 2 common ancestors. So yeah do you support renaming Earth to Alabama?