i have fat fingers

Your mother's asscheeks

you’re too young if you don’t know what that means

arent you an adult or smthn
if so then get your horny ass away from me

die

my dick between themm

i am my mother

get sexually assaulted
bitch

you just turned me on

uhhh
uhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what am I supposed to say

idk just start rawdoggin me

what does that mean

nevermind i’m going to get arrested

why

/j

*title* aw helm naw bro's a discord mod

stop stalking me weirdo
you aren’t gonna find my nudes
you’re obsessed with me
admit it
everyone is

I have never laughed so hard-

you got no rizz
you pull no bitches
I bet you play no game

don’t be shy
go on, tell me i’m the best person to ever walk this earth
you’re jealous of all my success and my lack of imperfections
i am the peak of humanity

you play football?
you run track?
you can't match me dawg

are we talking about american football or…?
and yes, i do run track
fast as f**k too
i could easily beat your bitch ass in anything

I could smoke yo ass at 1 on 1s

I could beat yo ass in a fight

you got no bitches

just admit you’re jealous and move on
i have better things to do

you think I'm JEALOUS!?
bro I would f**king shoot myself if I were you lmfaooo
you just want an excuse to think that you aren't a depressed ass bitch :skull:

congratulations! you’re aware that, even when given the right conditions to be as great as me, you never will!
you get a gold star!

are you retarded?

i am saying what you meant
meaning you are the retarded one

I w

finally, i’m speaking your language
idsiwn