"He was sick, so I dunked on him."

The ball is life bruh

"fr." - SCP-049, 20[REDACTED].

Video transaction file A-(data expunged)

The following is a detailed transaction of the event on may [REDACTED]. Where scp 049 and Dr. [REDACTED] had a game of basketball ball.

Please provide level 3 security clearance to access the rest of the files.

Dr. [REDACTED] was seen on the scene in disbelief, because damn, that mf could ball.

Meanwhile Dr. Bright was taking bets with the rest of the staff.

I feel like he would do that

Most definitely.

And I like how we are writing a file on an event that never happend

fr lmao

Continue?

Nah, let's leave it to the others lol

Darn

GET DUNKED ON CLEF - SCP-049 (The Plague Baller)

Half of them look like alternates not gonna lie-

lmao frrr

Now I can’t get alternates playing basketball out of my head

"nothing is worth the 3-pointer"

XD

ok but they would be beasts on the court because of how tall they are

The upside down Alternate would have a had time tho-

OKAY I HATE TO BE THAT GUY BUT UHHHH what site did you use? /genq

Craiyon

thank you!