idk what a Pollard is but I'll take it

finessed.

YAYAAYyYyayaayYAYAYyYyayayaYAYAYAYAYAY

THE

So I get a Mikrai

Mikrai is just a fictional hybrid between Utahraptor, Haast Eagle and Microraptor I fictionalized

I'm getting a massive eagle! (too bad I don't celebrate christmas)

Great

Wait then what am I getting?

Spleens the cat

:> yay

what do i get

Is anonymous

oh

Hey atleast it’s a suprise

ig

Oh wait since your name ends with deleted maybe it doesn’t exist- it gets thanos snapped when you see it

nauuurr

Ooo another festive bird nerd :D

why did everyone comment but no one upvote

Hamburger

Lovely

Who the f**k is Elise? I know no one irl named Elise, hell, that’s not even my name. Atleast there’s snow right-?

You get snow

Unwrapping the wet gift thinking it's some melted ice cream when it's really just snow and some person called Elise shivering and crying

Oh how lovely-

Yay

YOU'RE GETTING HEAD!

LMAO

💀

a real litwick but spooky

UHHHHHH

You are getting the grim reaper

:D