i want a hat

then go to buc ees

i cant ill be swarmed to to the war with ikea

you can have my hat, i’ll just get a new one. where are you? ramston? msmg city?

im in texarkana. undercover. now for some reason, i couldnt reply for 4 mins and cant use memes. fun.

that’s rough buddy, i also can’t reply quickly. may i ask why you’re undercover?

Im for the infinite ikea. no offense. pls dont blow my cover

nah buddy, i ain’t part of the war

thank the mods. So, you got any dirt on buc-ees?

well… as a texarkanan, i’m not completely comfortable with sharing, but they definitely put 10 more dollars into my last shopping trip. their meat is garbage and isn’t safe for human consumption.

*writing this down* uh huh.. I see. So, you wanna try a gourmet meal at a ikea?

nah dude i’m broke

Its on me. I have a membership.

sure then, didn’t know ikea had memberships. why are buc ees and ikea at war anyway?

*stealing some western girls horse* The memberships are for veterans of the war. I was on the strategic war planning committee. The buc ees and ikea are at war because both wanted to be the biggest stores in the states.

ah. but isn’t buc ees just centralized in the southern states? is ikea also like that?

Get on the horse, and well talk abt this on the way.

alright, alright *hops on the horse expertly* my texarkana genes are really kicking in

Ha! I was raised in texarkana, but i am really from the north

*stirs up the horse, and they begin trotting away* Ikeas are from the north, imported from sweden. then they have grown and reproduced, and since there was no predators for the ikeas, they became apex predators. Buc-ees, on the other hand, are found naturally in texas, and have since spread around the south.

*stirs up the horse, and they begin trotting away* Ikeas are from the north, imported from sweden. then they have grown and reproduced, and since there was no predators for the ikeas, they became apex predators. Buc-ees, on the other hand, are found naturally in texas, and have since spread around the south.

interesting.

Ever since the two groups have noticed each others existence, a war broke out.