You are in the park and you meet Lucifer, WDYD? (Romance is ok, no erp, joke oc or car oc)

Arikuzu: *Is sat down on a bench, observing people*

Lucifer: now I own a bar

Arikuzu: "No longer killing?"

Lucifer: no, I just said I quit... did you not here me?

Arikuzu: "I thought you meant quitting hell. You killed and tortured for entertainment, correct?"

Lucifer: no, I didn't, I only tortured the ones that deserve it, I now run, and work at, a bar

Arikuzu: "My apologies."

Lucifer: its ok

Arikuzu: "What's the bar you work at?"

Lucifer: *points at a bar*

Arikuzu: "Oh, it's a shame I don't drink."

Lucifer: it ok

Arikuzu: "I'm not staying here for very much longer anyway."

Lucifer: ok

Arikuzu: " You suddenly sound disinterested."

Lucifer: I am tired

Arikuzu: "A good night's sleep is essential to working at your full ability."

Lucifer: yeah... *joking* thats what she said

Arikuzu: "Anyways, I have to go."

Lucifer: I hate my job, I hate father, damn, I even hate myself

Arikuzu: "Are you okay over there?"

Lucifer: *sweating* y-yeah

Arikuzu: "You're sweating."

Lucifer: need I tell you everything!?

Arikuzu: "If you desire."

Lucifer: I am Lucifer... I am not a little red man

Arikuzu: "Go on."

Lucifer: my job as ruler of hell was stressful so I quit

Arikuzu "Understandable."

(Great cause mine is a Godling, a son of god, his creation, the one and only he is, The Traveler)
The Traveler: Well hello there

(Bordom so romance)
*She was simply just walking along before seeing him*
"Ah, hello there. I almost did not see you."

Lucifer: hello, Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire?

"I...do not know. There is not much that I "desire" anymore. I just live my life day by day like some cartoon character..."

Lucifer: *feels bad*

"...Not much of a talker, are you? That is understandable. I am not the biggest talker myself."

Lucifer: I don't talk much when I feel bad

"I appreciate your sympathy, but it is quite alright. I am fairly used to this life style."

Lucifer: and its pretty bad when I feel bad, I mean, im Lucifer

"And I thank you for taking my parents down into hell then. They surely deserve it after what they did."
She then shook her head*
"My apologies. But you can trust me when I say my life is worse than just what I have explained."

Lucifer: *puts hand on her head, see's her memories* oh shi

Let's just say that most of her memories are stuff that would get me f**king canceled on YouTube-
And that she has just a smidge of blood on her hands-
"Mind not going through my head? It is quite aggravating."
She moved his hand.

Lucifer: sorry

"Whatever. It's fine. Most people don't listen to me anyways."

Lucifer: look, I am a changed man, so now I just want to help

"I dont need help. I'm fine...mostly."

Kashi: *is writing in a small notebook and runs into him* Oh! Sorry! I was kinda... zoned out.

Lucifer: its okay, Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire?

Kashi: Look, I just got kicked out of my home and into a strange world, carrying no food, money, clothes, or any knowledge of how things work here. There are a lot of things to worry about!

Lucifer: its ok man, I'll watch your ass

Kashi: Hah, thanks. Can we, get somewhere to sleep? Teleporting really just drains you...

Lucifer: yeah man

Kashi: Ok let's go

Lucifer: welp *sumons convertible* let get going

Kashi: Oh. Yeah. *he get in car* *HE POG*

Lucifer: *gets in, starts driving*

Kashi: Well, I feared how he might react if I refused.

Lucifer: heh, just follow me, nothing will happen to you

Kashi: I have nothing better to do anyway. May as well, right? *goes to him*

Lucifer: and no, I am not evil, I am just gods son

Kashi: Wait... you're..? *realization* OH SHI-

Lucifer: ..., you good?

Kashi: You're like... the devil or something...

Lucifer: haha, yes, but I am not evil

Kashi: Thanks, I like wordplay and stuff (unfortunately my dad just wanted an evil henchman child to do his dirty work). I can't wait to get away from that bastard. *yelling* YOU HEAR THAT, FATHER? I HATE YOUUU!

Lucifer: ...

Kashi: The scary part is he could probably actually hear that.

Lucifer: that is scary

Kashi: ...you know, you're not at all what I thought you'd be like. You're actually a decent guy. Most of what they say about you isn't true, like how you're actually not evil. A man's gotta do his job, I guess.

Lucifer: yup, I was selfish and I learned my lesson

Kashi: how do you feel about demons and others like that?

Lucifer: not to fond of them

(ik, I meant Kashi lmao)

(Ah)

(I made a new comment this one's too big)

Kashi: ... well, there are a lot of things I desire... do I have to pick one? And why are you asking me this?

Lucifer: im just doing my job

Kashi: Your... Ohh, alright. I'm not used to life with hum-- life around here.

Lucifer: yup, I swear to father I hate my job

Kashi: *muttering* well I swear to MY father he shouldn't have even made me if he was gonna treat me like dog crap...

Lucifer: who is this man? There is still room in hell

Kashi: You weren't supposed to hear that-
Kashi: well, anyhow, he can't even die last time I checked. He can't go to hell, or heaven for that matter. He's trapped on a dumb little island. That's why I was sent here... so he could return to this land, at the expense of his own son. All I wanted was a little respect from him...

Lucifer: you don't have to do shit for him

Kashi: I guess so. Ever since I arrived here all that's happened is disaster for me... Oh, uhm, quick question: How large do species of reptile get around here..?

Lucifer: what?

Kashi: Ophidiophobia. Don't worry about it

Lucifer: ah

(do you like that image I made)
Kashi: So, when you quit your job in hell, where'd you go? What job do you do now?

Lucifer: I quit a month ago, and I now work at a bar

Kashi: Much better than your previous occupation. Instead of serving eternal punishments you serve eternal hangovers

Lucifer: HAHA! I like that

Kashi: Oh, I'm Kashi by the way. I forgot to introduce myself... my social skills are trash lmao

Lucifer: cool

Kashi: Sooooo are you gonna like take me into the luxury section of hell or something? Shouldn't you be there, anyway?

Lucifer: no, I quit

Kashi: Oh.
Kashi: that's cool ig

Lucifer: hell is not fun

Kashi: I can imagine... earth isn't all that fun either, when you have nobody to care about you.

Lucifer: guess we are similar, no one cares about us

Kashi: Doubt it. Ehh, my dad's probably more evil than you are. So, where did you want us to go?

Lucifer: I only take the souls of people who deserve it

Kashi:

Lucifer:

Kashi: Anyway... so, uh, why did you want me to follow you again?

Lucifer: to give you a place to stay

Kashi: Somewhere to stay..? I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN I GOT HERE! I'm totally screwed...

Lucifer: you worry to much

Kashi: Oh-- Okay.

Lucifer:

Kashi:

Kashi: Uh, why is that..?

Lucifer: how u said ok

Kashi: Yeah, I was-- acknowledging your opinion.

Lucifer: kk

(meanwhile us irl who both know what he really is)

(Well, he isn't evil, he's just doing his job)

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