You are in the park and you meet Lucifer, WDYD? (Romance is ok, no erp, joke oc or car oc)

(Romance)
May: hi

Lucifer: hello, Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire?

May: *shrugs*

Lucifer: your beautiful *blushes*

May; *blushes*

Lucifer: sorry

May: it's ok

Lucifer: damn, a fallen angel flirting with a human

May: *quiet*

Lucifer: ...

May: *fidgets*

Lucifer: you ok?

Alex : *has just fallen from Haven ad is very pretty* *giggles*

Lucifer: Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire?

Alex : you sexy *giggles then walks off*
(romance right?)

Lucifer: shut up!
(Sure)

Alex : make me
(yaya!)

Lucifer: silence newbie

Alex : make me

Lucifer: *blushes* asshole

Alex : I get it from u *winks*

Lucifer: ...

Alex : n-never mind

Lucifer: okay...

Alex : *takes off the white dress ad puts in booty shorts ad a sports bra ad goes bk to u*

Lucifer: *blushes* i-

Alex : hey Lucifer *says in a cute way* got any hooker boots?

Lucifer: here *hands them to her*
(he may or may not were them in his free time)

Alex : puts them on *she looks really hot*

Lucifer: *quietly* damn you look fine

Alex : thank u

Lucifer: you heard me! Oh shi-

Alec : mhm I'm not just an angle my love . well *smirks* just a fallen Angle

Lucifer: i- fair

Alex : cute *smiles*

Lucifer: *blushes*

Alex : aw did u fall for the fallen Angle Already

Lucifer: I-

Alex : aw how cute

Lucifer: stawp

Alex : make me *starts to walk off and her a$$ starts to show*

Lucifer: *checks her out*

Alex: *goes to a bar*

Lucifer: <mind: wait, I own that bar>

Alex : *starts drinking*

Lucifer: *walks in* HEY! ???, CAN I GET A DRINK?!

???: sure man

Alex : *looks at u* give the 100 shots NOW!

Lucifer: ...

Alex : Drink off~

Lucifer: aight, bet

Alex : I STILL WANT THOS SHOTS B!TCH!

???: HOLD THE F**K ON!

Alex : Make me *winks and get up and goes to him*

Lucifer: *sarcastic* you two are so nice to each other

Alex : ok sir ur f*cking slow *she throws him and gets in his place and makes the 100 shots in less than 3 mins*

Lucifer: he is slow, idk why i hired him

Alex : bc ur a dumbass *makes more drink*

Lucifer: fair

Alex : and done 10,000000 shots done

Lucifer: I don't care, your hired

Alex : O.O what!? y

Lucifer: cuz you know what your doing

Alex : well I've been a bar tender my whole life and a Stripper

Lucifer: your the first pretty striper I have seen

Alex : *starts blushing* t-thank u

Lucifer: *blushes*

Alex : well if I'm gonna work here we need to fix somethings. first if this is hell make this place a f*ckin club put a pole up

Lucifer: i- ok

Alex : now lets PARTY! *drinks 500 shots*

Lucifer: I like that aditude! *does the same*

Alex : *giggles and keeps on drinking * *is now drunk*

Lucifer: *drunk* not to be racist, but why is the sky blue?

Alex : *confused* *drunk* ur cute *talking to some other guy*

Lucifer: he is cute, I bet I can get him first *talking about the same guy*

Alex : take him *she leaves with some other guys to there place doing Ykw*

Lucifer: gladly

Alex : *tries to make Lucifer Jealous and kisses some guys*

Lucifer: *don't care*

Alex : *walks over to him ad takes my shirt off ad kisses him*

Lucifer: !

Alex : come on lucy I know u want to play with them *Looks at u*

Lucifer: did you just call me- ok, im coming

Alex : *kisses u*

(Are u there)(ARE U ALIVE)

Lucifer: *blushes*

Alex : cmon lucy lets go to ur place

Lucifer: ok

Alex : u wanna go with me~

Lucifer: sure

Alex : u ok Lucifer?

Lucifer: im fine... just dizzy

Alex : *picks u up*

Lucifer: *blushes* woah

Alex : what?!

Lucifer: your so strong

Alex : yea heh

Lucifer: *blushes*

Alex : heh

Lucifer: ...

Alex : em

Lucifer: *kisses her*

Alex : *kisses bk ad sets him down*

Lucifer: I love you

Alex : show me u love me

Lucifer: *kisses her, with tongue*

Alex : *does It back*

Lucifer: mmm~

Alex :mmm~

Lucifer: *smiles*

Alex : l-love u to lucy

Lucifer: *hugs her*

Alex : heh

Lucifer: *falls asleep*

Alex :*falls asleep on him*

(are u alive?)

(No)

( O.U )

Lucifer: *teleports to bed*

Alex : *follows*
-next day-