pls roast me

Your mom is so fat that Thanos had to snap twice to get rid of her.

You're so bored, unorignal, depressed and plain dumb that you pass your time wanting people to insult you.

In the words of Bob Bobowski, yOu WoUlD rEaCh TeRmInAl VeLoCiTy If YoU jUmPeD fRoM yOuR iQ tO yOuR cHoLeStErOl CoUnT