sorry the few other times were very late at night

I just got here from europe I hope i can get to msmg

k just show connecting boarding pass

thx come board we will start flying shortly

*puts bags in overhang*

alrighty

*(a group of eggdogs walk through the doors. The biggest one walks up to you and puts this piece of paper on the table.)

have you realized yet that flight 34 has taken off, gotten hijacked, me almost dying, the hijack being a prank, and a 14 minute delay has happened?

*(eggdog doesn't seem to understand. He pants enthusiastically and patiently waits for you to accept the ticket.)

sigh
heres a teleporter to the plane currently in flight
but it will be 20 extra dollars for the each of you

*(eggdog seemed to understand that. He pulls a large gold bar out of his bag and places it on the table. You glance down at it. It has a handscribbled note taped to it that reads: "kEep thE ChaNge".)

ok yay

*Two skeletons in business suits show up with bags and boarding passes*

uhh ok sure show your ticket (boarding pass)

thx you can board

"Thank you. Got a business meeting."

*They sit down in their seats next to each other. One writes something down on a piece of paper and slides it to the other. It is written in Skeletonese. The other nods. They put their bags under the seat*

actually sir you have to put your bags in the overhang
space reasons i have a plane bought on ebay to start my company

"Oh, I see..." *they quickly grab something wrapped in paper out of their bags and put them in the compartments*

do you need a pen?
since no one takes out paper for no reason

"No."

ok
we will fly soon

Since I'm actually Canadian do I get a free pass?

all canadian flights are 20% off
but since youre canadian you dont have to show ticket
get in

*goes to seat*
Can we go to Ohio?

were going to msmg city but heres a free pass to go to only one other connecting flight

Nvm I'm staying here on this flight for MSMG city

ok
*takes pass back*