On her tablet is inscribed “05-20-2020”

Now introducing Provision Inc. Boat Rides
Only 5 dollars a passenger

Alright

“Send us your straightest, your masculine, your most based,
Yearning to breathe free and submit to our mace,
Watch us trick them into wiping Spire and Del’s asses,
While we convince them it's a stream of opportunity.”

What happened on 5/20/2020

The founding

Oh lmao