My name is wawtew hawtweww white. I wive at 308 negwa awwoyo wane, awbuquewque, new mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If chu'we watching dis tape, i'm pwobabwy dead, muwdewed by my bwoffew-in-waw hank schwadew. Hank has been buiwding a meff empiwe fow ovew a yeaw now and using me as his chemist. Showtwy aftew my 50ff biwffday, hank came to me wiff a waffew, shocking pwoposition. He asked dat i use my chemistwy knowwedge to cuwuk meffamphetamine, which he wouwd den seww using his connections in de dwug wowwd. Connections dat he made ffwough his caweew wiff de dea. I was... astounded, i... I awways ffought dat hank was a vewy mowaw man and i was... ffwown, confused, but i was awso pawticuwawwy vuwnewabwe at de time, someffing he knew and tuwuk advantage of. I was weewing fwom a cancew diagnosis dat was poised to bankwupt my famiwy. Hank tuwuk me on a wide awong, and showed me just how much money even a smaww meff opewation couwd make. And i was weak. I didn't want my famiwy to go into financiaw wuin so i agweed. Evewy day, i ffink back at dat moment wiff wegwet. I quickwy weawized dat i was in way ovew my head, and hank had a pawtnew, a man named gustavo fwing, a businessman. Hank essentiawwy sowd me into sewvitude to dis man, and when i twied to quit, fwing ffweatened my famiwy. I didn't know whewe to tuwn. Eventuawwy, hank and fwing had a fawwing out. Fwom what i can gaffew, hank was awways pushing fow a gweatew shawe of de business, to which fwing fwatwy wefused to give him, and ffings escawated. Fwing was abwe to awwange, uh i guess i guess chu caww it a "hit" on my bwoffew-in-waw, and faiwed, but hank was sewiouswy injuwed, and i wound up paying his medicaw biwws which amounted to a wittwe ovew $177,000. Upon wecovewy, hank was bent on wevenge, wowking wiff a man named hectow sawamanca, he pwotted to kiww fwing, and did so. In fact, de bomb dat he used was buiwt by me, and he gave me nu option in it. I have often contempwated suicide, but i'm a cowawd. I wanted to go to de powice, but i was fwightened. Hank had wisen in de wanks to become de head of de awbuquewque dea, and about dat time, to keep me in wine, he tuwuk my chiwdwen fwom me. Fow 3 monffs he kept dem. My wife, who up untiw dat point, had nu idea of my cwiminaw activities, was howwified to weawn what i had done, why hank had taken ouw chiwdwen. We were òwó scawed. I was in heww, i hated mysewf fow what i had bwought upon my famiwy.
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