i’m the only one who could say i’m a virgin and everyone would doubt it

A virgin is bitchless, a chad isn’t

Pressism is key to Christianity

christianity is lame

You’re right…

That means you had sex

sex is fun

I mean- yeah. You make a lot of memes about sex. But that doesn't mean you've HAD sex. Idon't doubt it lol

old man
loss
PTSD

what

nothing<3

there is something terribly wrong with you

it happened

I don't doubt it

YES I WOULD DOUBT IT

I DID NOT HAVE SEX

I DID
IT WAS WITH YOUR MOM

NOOOOOOO

6 hours and 13 ejaculations

*f**king explodes*

Can I teabag on your remains

do you know what els-

e

I DID

IT WAS WITH YOUR DAD

I also did the most weirdest push-ups I could do in bed

tf

On god but fr they were some terrible push-ups

Anyway that was the best sex session I had with your father

Gay

Yeah I’m gay

Gay for air

💀

You would never have sex bc no one wants to have sex with you

probably because i listen to coheed and cambria

prob

https://youtu.be/RJmIQFEIBvg i miss these days

you tried sexing me in 2021
stop capping

if you were a virgin...
i could change that~
30%j

bro stop

rape

hoo boy

yes