Jesse WTF are you talking about?

I SPOKE TO BARGLE THE INFAMOUS. IN FACT, I SERVED HIS KEN. BUT, IN ORDER TO DO IT I HAD TO GET IN HIS BEEF PROPER. JESSE… WHAT IS HAPPENING? I’M BECOMING CONCERNED. WHAT? YOU THOUGHT I WAS NAFF. NOPE. ITS BIBI BABY. I’VE ALWAYS BEEN GAME FOR CART. ANY WAY, FIRST I CAPERED HIS PLATE. THEN I CHAVERED HIM. AFTER LA PETITE MORT I GAVE HIM THE COSH AND SCARPERED. JESSE… ARE YOU EXPERIENCING APHASIA? BECAUSE I WILL CALL 911. BLINK FIVE TIMES IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME.