Eevee and the baby Eeveelutions

Tower

Meanwhile. Sylveon in the middle getting all the warmth. And ready to use them as meat shields should the need arise.

Baby Sylveon: *starts crying*
Sylveon: How dare you say that around her?! She's just a baby! She'd never use the other baby Eeveelutions and Eevee as meat shields!

CRY HARDER YOU LITTLE SHIT.

I'm the other side of the coin.

Baby Sylveon: *cries more*
Sylveon: Ok, that's it! Diana!
Diana: *runs into the room*
Sylveon: Meet my other daughter, Diana the Dialga/Sylveon! She was made by me and Oreo's DNA!

That's more cursed than a litwick