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ok so we know you were stuck in a… what the government calls a Boundless Buc-ees, correct?

yes correct

recently escaped due to plot

and you saw british people.

yes, bri'ish people

what do you think the government should do in case there are more reports and sightings of british people?

well firstly i think we should establish dental care for their messed up bri'ish teeth
secondly teach them how to actually use the spices they stole in their bland food that looks like they're eating rations from World War 1
and third we teach them how to not speak like they have a speech impediment combined with a burned tongue

*pretends to write stuff down but just draws the yippee creature*

i see. i agree with all of your opinions, especially the spices one. they invaded so many countries for spices and they don’t use them.

Exactly

also give them guns that should help lower stabbings wherever Bri'ish people come from

more shooting, less stabbing. i like that mindset. *looks at villainous blue trying to urge me to suicide* gotta go lol

[INTERVIEW OVER]

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holy shit thanks, let’s get the british

what bently said

you’re next, just give me a moment

yipee

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slay

I'm in MSMG City with a giant radio relay-transmitter trying to pick up whatever faint radio waves come from Ramston and amplify them

I just hear a lot of static and some muffled speaking

try other frequencies

I'm tuning to your frequency but because I'm several hundred miles away it's just some Christmas music being relayed by the ITC Antenna

god dang it, i guess it’s just ramston hearing my shit

i should really do what villainous blue told me to do. i’m making the radio show a podcast too

you should start a podcast homie

i’ve got a fake radio station on an internet website what could possibly be better

A podcast

are you serious or are you joking i can’t tell (i’m f**king dumb 💀)

I'm serious, podcast are pretty cool, if you like talking with others you could record that and monetize it.

yeah, i’ll do that, thanks. maybe once i don’t sound like a 5 year old anymore.

aight interview me
it's cloutin' time

gordon freeman is next