American Airlines Jet

Sprite cranberry

*The flight attendant pours a regular Sprite into a cup and squishes some cranberries in his hand, then puts in the cup*
Here you go

The tears of tck (probably in very large stock)

Sir
Sir you're not on the plane sir

Permission to throw 'em off?

Gimme it anyway

*The flight attendant puts it in a canister and loads it into a gun. He opens the back door and fires in the opposite direction. After a couple minutes the canister smashes into the ground about a mile north of your house*

HELL YEAH

Dr. Pepper't, please.

*The flight attendant furiously ejaculates into a cup and fills it with Dr. Pepper in that order*
Here you go

Um... thanks... I guess.
* The moment the flight attendant goes away, I sneak into the restroom and throw the cup away, then throw up. In that order.*

I wan dmoctror preppper

Flight attendant: Did you hear something from the cargo hold?
Other flight attendant: Tom, I told you to stop thinking about voices

*both flight attendants hear* “I wan dmorcfrocr mepper

Other flight attendant: I think someone put their phone in their bag
Flight attendant: Idiots

*the flight attendants hear knocking from the floor* “gimme my mocteror 🅱️e🅱️🅱️a”

Flight attendant: …When do we land?
Other flight attendant: *checks watch* About 5 minutes