oh yeah. its that time.

Aries- hello

*He stops torching things for a moment and waves at you*
"Mmphmpph!" (Hello!)

Aries- I see you enjoy arson as well!

"Mmhmm!" (Yeah!)

Aries- have you seen spy?

"Mmfh mmphmm" (Not recently)

Aries- hmmm... I'm trying to find him but I haven't been able to yet

"Mmphm mhm. Mh mphm mhmm mphmhmmf!" (Y'know him. He loves his privacy!)

Aries- yeah but I need to tell him that heavy is dead

"MMPMHM MPH MMPHMM??" (HEAVY IS DEAD??)

Aries- yeah

*He sighs and hands you the picture. It's a picture of Spy and Scout*
"Mmpmh mph mpmphmph, mph?" (Don't say anything, ok?)

"Mmph... Mphm mmphm mpmpmhm!" (Wait... The respawn system!)

Aries- oh yeah I forgot about that

"Mmph, mph mmphmph mmh mphm m mmpmphm." (Whew, you worried me for a second.)

Aries- he would have respawned by now right?

"Mphm mpmhmh mpm mmph pmhmmh." (He's probably back in TueFort)

Aries- ohhh yeah your right...also there's a spy behind you

*He quickly turns around and sets the Spy's face on fire, not letting go of the flamethrower's trigger for around 30 secs*

Aries- cool

*He laughs evilly*

Aries- good.

*He grabs Spy's knife*
"Mmpphhhh... Mpphm..." (Ooooooh... Shiny...)

Aries- be careful don't cut yourself

*He holds it up to you*
"Mmmph mpmh?" (Want it?)

Aries- sure I'm pretty good with knives

*He gives it to you and looks through the dead Spy's other pockets*

Aries- huh pretty nice quality knife. The dead spy has been keeping this knife in good condition.

*He finds a wallet*
"MMPH!"

Aries hah! A wallet! Let's buy tones of hot pockets with their credit card!

*He notices a picture in the wallet*
"MMP- MPMHPHM??" (*Confused Pyro noises*)

Aries- who is it?

*He looks nervous*
"Mmmmm.... Mpphmhm!!" (Uhhh... No one!)
*He hides the picture*

Aries- come on let me see who it is.

Me: *joins in on the arson*

*He laughs happily*

Me: YEAH ARSON!

*He hands you his spare flamethrower*

Me: oh thank you
*starts laughing maniacally*

*He continues to skip around and set things on fire*

Engi: Pyro! I need fire for my H O T P O C K E T S

"Mmmph!" (Ok!)
*He lights your Hot Pocket on fire*

Engi: Nice. By the way, there’s a spy behind you. *Bites Hot Pocket*

"Mm" (Ah)
*He quickly turns around and sets the Spy on fire*

Spy: I am burning to death.
…
Spy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Engi: *Shoots the spy*

*He giggles*

Engi: Have you seen Scout?

"Mmmphpphmmm mmh" (Not recently, no)

Scout: I JUST HAD 3 MONSTER ENERGIES AND IM HYPERACTIVE AS SHIT RIGHT NOW BRO

"MMMPH!" (*Screams*)
*He jumps a little because Scout startled him*

Scout: I A M T H E T I M E G O D N O W

*He hands Scout a lighter*
"Mmmphh?" (*inquisitive Pyro noise*)

Scout: *He throws the lighter into a hay stack*

*The haystack goes up in flames, and Pyro looks very happy*

Scout: *Gibberish*

Engi: Scout, how much crack did you snort?

*He looks at Engie*
"Mmph mmh?" (Is he ok?)

Engi: Uh… yeah. Totally *He shakes his head no*

*He motions towards his flamethrower*
"Mmphmh Mpph Mhh?" (Should I torch him?)

Engi: Nah.

"Mmphhh..." (Awww...)

Engi: Yeah sorry.

*He sits down and holds up a lighter. He cocks his head to the side*
"Mmmph mph?" (Want it?)

Engi: No thank you.

"Mmmph mmphm." (Fair enough.)
*He grabs a handful of grass and lights it*

Engi: Hmm…