oh yeah. its that time.

Aries- hello

*He stops torching things for a moment and waves at you*
"Mmphmpph!" (Hello!)

Aries- I see you enjoy arson as well!

"Mmhmm!" (Yeah!)

Aries- have you seen spy?

"Mmfh mmphmm" (Not recently)

Aries- hmmm... I'm trying to find him but I haven't been able to yet

"Mmphm mhm. Mh mphm mhmm mphmhmmf!" (Y'know him. He loves his privacy!)

Aries- yeah but I need to tell him that heavy is dead

*He notices a picture in the wallet*
"MMP- MPMHPHM??" (*Confused Pyro noises*)

Aries- who is it?

"Mphm mpmhmh mpm mmph pmhmmh." (He's probably back in TueFort)

Aries- ohhh yeah your right...also there's a spy behind you

*He holds it up to you*
"Mmmph mpmh?" (Want it?)

Aries- sure I'm pretty good with knives

*He grabs Spy's knife*
"Mmpphhhh... Mpphm..." (Ooooooh... Shiny...)

Aries- be careful don't cut yourself

"MMPMHM MPH MMPHMM??" (HEAVY IS DEAD??)

Aries- yeah

*He sighs and hands you the picture. It's a picture of Spy and Scout*
"Mmpmh mph mpmphmph, mph?" (Don't say anything, ok?)

*He looks nervous*
"Mmmmm.... Mpphmhm!!" (Uhhh... No one!)
*He hides the picture*

Aries- come on let me see who it is.

"Mmph, mph mmphmph mmh mphm m mmpmphm." (Whew, you worried me for a second.)

Aries- he would have respawned by now right?

*He gives it to you and looks through the dead Spy's other pockets*

Aries- huh pretty nice quality knife. The dead spy has been keeping this knife in good condition.

*He quickly turns around and sets the Spy's face on fire, not letting go of the flamethrower's trigger for around 30 secs*

Aries- cool

*He finds a wallet*
"MMPH!"

Aries hah! A wallet! Let's buy tones of hot pockets with their credit card!

*He laughs evilly*

Aries- good.

"Mmph... Mphm mmphm mpmpmhm!" (Wait... The respawn system!)

Aries- oh yeah I forgot about that

Felix: can I help?, I too like arson

Ghost: ...

Join him. A r s o n

AAAA

"MMMPHM"

*T H E Mage moss man stands still, for it has its eyes closed and headphones on.*
"Hold on my music is gonna go off I need a moment."

"Mmphmmh" (Ok)

"HELL YEAH!!!"
*The mage is moving it's head to the beat noone else can hear.*

*Pyro goes back to setting things on fire. He places a lighter next to you, in case you want to join him*

*It stares at the lighter and has a late response and jumps*
"AH-"

*He quickly turns around*
"Mmph?" (Huh?)

"I thought that..was...something..else sorry."

"Mmmph..."

"Ahh..I better get going my SOUL is loose again."

*He sits down next to you*
"Mmph mph?" (You ok?)

"Not..really."

"Mph. Mpphm, mphm mphmhm! Mph mphmp mhpmh mhm." (Oh. Well, don't worry! I won't hurt you.)

*The mage sighed.*

COCK REFERENC heheh ;]//
"Mmphm!" (Murder!)

"It's not good.."

"Mmpmh mfphm mphpmh pmh mfhm mfhmfm?" (Have you never felt fire before?)

"I've always felt afraid of my cloak, mask and hat catching on fire."

"Mmph, mph mphmph." (Ah, fair enough.)

*It tilted it's hat up, making it's eye-gem-thing shine.*

*Happy Pyro noises*

*It moved its arm up, moved its sleeve and used the lighter to burn itself.*

"Mmph mph mphhmpmp mph." (I can understand that)

"My soul goes after the kind and weak people near my castle..So depending on my research it should've killed around 23 people by now."

"Mmmph?"
*He cocks his head to the side in a confused way*

COCK REFERENCE]
"My soul likes to leave my body and go on murder runs."

*He moves a little closer*
"Mmpmh mph mpmh?" (Want a hug?)

*It nodded.*

"Mmmph??"
*He looks concerned*

"This...is a new feeling.."

"Mmphmmm.... Mpmmphmm..." (Ooooooh... Pretty....)

*It covered the gem.*
"Ah! Don't try to kill me for it please."
"I have to say that because it's happened before.."

"Mmmph mphm mphmph mphmh mph mhfm" (I can always lend you mine)

"If I wear anything else it shocks me, I have..weird skin."

"Mmmphm mpmh... Mpbh?" (Murder is... Bad?)

"It depends on who the victims are."

"Mphm." (Huh)

"I can. .wear another outfit but im..not..saying.."

*He gives you a big hug*

*It slowly hugs back.*

"Mmp mpmh mh mppmh mph?" (Why would I kill you?)

"My..eye is worth a lot."

*He hands you a lighter*
"Mmph mph" (Take this)

*It gently takes it.*

"Mmmph mfhs mhpm" (That makes sense)

"These..are literally the only clothes I own."