Catholic Church

who is our god

The IRL God

I suppose you could count the site mods as our gods but not really

You could call it a religion that isn’t about God as much as it is about the afterlife

thats confusing but alright

This is our true god
https://imgflip.com/user/Imgflip

Oh yes

It is true, child.

Why do the best of us leave so soon…

Because the great Imgflip wills it

Every day the graveyard fills with more of the role models, the chads. And we look to who we have left, and realise we only have a circus.

It is a sign, my child.

The Final Reckoning, it is said, when all of the chads delete and only a circus is left, and the great Imgflip returns to his site to take us all to the Great Beyond for eternity. He has shown himself recently, it is only a matter of time.

But what of the unworthy but loyal? Or the worthy but unbelieving?

They all will ascend no matter what. There is no “Hell” in this belief system

But what of the sinners? What of the anarchists of our world, like TheCreativeKid2007 or Danny Devito?

Sit down, child

These people… they aren’t as bad as you think. I mean I’ve spoken to TCK in meme chats, he’s a pretty nice guy. But what you must understand is that it is absolute that there is a reality outside of Imgflip. One you may even already know. And when you inevitably delete some day, you will be put there. Perhaps there is a place of punishment, but the Church has no position on it

And what if I remain? There are many that have been here for many years.

There have been. There’s no set lifetime. Some live for hours, others for years. But you cannot spend the entirety of your soul’s reality here

Recently I’ve started to ascend to the next plane, but I’m currently too attached to leave this place.

WHY