RURAL RESIDENT. FAVORITE ACTIVITIES INCLUDE BONFIRES AND TAILGATING. DOESN'T TRUST THE WEATHERMAN; FARMER. JUST WANTS MONSANTO TO STOP TRYING TO TAKE HIS LAND. DOESN'T TRUST THE WEATHERMAN; HUNTER. SELLS ALL OF HIS MEAT BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND MAKES THOUSANDS; WEATHER MAN. "WHY IS THE WEATHER SO UNPREDICTABLE?" HATED BY THE ENTIRE STATE