I OWN A M16A4 FOR HOME DEFENSE BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED. 4 COMMIE SPIES BREAK IN TO MY HOUSE, WHAT THE HELL? AS I GRAB MY HELMET AND M16 RIFLE, I PUT A BURST ROUND INTO THE FIRST SPY, HES DEAD ON THE SPOT, THEN I PULL OUT MY GLOCK, AND MISS THE SECOND GUY ENTIRELY BECAUSE OF RECOIL AND NAIL THE NEIGHBORS SHERMAN TANK. I MUST RESORT TO THE MINIGUN ON THE TOP OF THE STAIR. I SHOT HIM AND I BLOW BOTH OF THE GUYS HEAD OF WITH THE IMENSE POWER OF THE CHAIN GUN. I THEN USE THE UNDER BARREL GRENADE LAUNCHER ON M16 AND BLOW HIS RIBS OPEN, HE DIES WAITING FOR THE POLICE TO ARRIVE BECAUSE AN OPEN RIB CAGE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO STICTH UP. AH JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED.
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